Some of you may, or may not remember the issue I had walking her, (that's right, her) but I dunno, she just doesn't seem happy anymore.

I don't know what it is.

I mean she has a mansion with four shoebox size rooms, some toys, a bed with blankets and goose feather pillows, and a little jacket made of felt.

And it's not like she's bored, she gets washed every week or so, comes with me somewhere almost everyday, comes outside or watches TV with me, occasionally gets on mingle with me, gets fed once a week with herbal rock juice and about every day with paper and water, and chills in her playroom.

Am I missing something?!

I just want her to be happy.

I don't know what to do!

Diamonds are a rocks' best friend.

Encrust her with bling

some rocks like to go skipping across bodies of water *once*

Obviously she is a lesbian.
Get her a cute little pebble.

i think its time for you to move on theres other rocks in the mountains

Your girl doesn't want things.
She want's affection.
Let her hang out in your front pocket for awhile each day, swinging around as you walk.
Eventually she will start to warm up and be happy again.

You men give up and move on so easily!

yep cause we keep looking for that vette to wax

the vette is always shiner on the other side of the fence

Untrue, atleast it depends on the situation...

That's it!
Get your rock a pink barbie corvette for her dream house.

Knock Knock

i think she found the sticky note and is a little...nervous.

Perhaps you aren't petting her enough. A girl does like affection ya know