What's your best pick up lines? I might want to steal them.

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?


i hope this helps your cause...but really, why not just be you and forget the cheese!

If i have ever said any pick up lines before i was probably just poking fun. No need for them i don't guess. but there are some pretty lame ones.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

If I told said you have a nice body, would you hold it
against me?

I tried those pick up lines before all it got me was a dirty look got any others?

how about can i buy u a drink?

How about hi, my name is ______?


With most mature adults direct honesty can go a
long way.

Some ones getting lucky tonight.
hi I'm lucky

is it not true that when meeting someone you have to stand out and pick up lines help you do that? good or bad

...hi. j/k



"is it not true that when meeting someone you have to stand out and pick up lines help you do that? good or bad "



That depends on the people. Even if it's a cheesy pick up line,
it can turn into kind of an icebreaker/joke, and go over well.
Or the person can look at it as a turn off and tell them to get
bent and go away.

What cheeze line turns out to actually work more time than not?

I dont know. I dont use them

Well, first off, don't use anything to offend, ie sexual, racial,
physical. Maybe something generic such as "Come here often?", but
in a obvious joking manner so that they know you are just joking,
and then just be yourself, say...hi, my name is ________. Then
start talking about whatever you think they might be interested in,
ask questions, feed off their answers to continue.

This works for me: just smile when you say hi...
You will know immediately if she's receptive to any conversation that cuts to the chase.

A line that i never used was. have you been waiting long cause it seems like i have been waiting forever for you. I never used this line for obvious reasons.

Want to out for pizza and sex?...then when she gives you the startled look, "what you don't like pizza". If nothing else it always seems to get a chuckle. Of course when you stand behind the bar, its much easier forit to come out easily, and not sound totally cheesy.

Do you mean conversation starters? If so, I'll give you my best one.

Walk up to a group of two or more women and ask: "If you were out one night and met a cool guy and exchanged phone numbers, when he gets in touch would you rather him call or text?"

Listen to what they say and respond.