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Edited by
justme659
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Tue 09/14/10 11:45 AM
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I have moved up to the celebrity status.
 Chuck Norris is leaving messages on my phone answering machine. What I'd like to know is who gave him my number? 
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NO THEY ARE TRYING TO CALL CHUCKY CHEESE............
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Chuck Norris eats pizza?
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YES HE EATS AT CHUCKY CHEESE.............AND LIKES GROUND CHUCK..................
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does he say what he wants? it's not good to make chuck talk into an answering machine...
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This is the best title I think that perhaps..........I HAVE ...."EVER"...SEEN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........MF.............HA!
*snicker*..........*giggle*........... |
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does he say what he wants? it's not good to make chuck talk into an answering machine... This. |
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does he say what he wants? it's not good to make chuck talk into an answering machine... This. i'de be scared... 
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Please tell me Forrest Whittaker is invited!!!!!!! I'm not a freak...just looking for a moral compass...LMAO!
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Edited by
Mikey117
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Tue 09/14/10 01:29 PM
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Sorry when I was with Jen(Anistan) last night she asked for your phone # for Chuck and I gave to her, he wants to beat George (Clooney) out before he can get to U first!!
 
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justme659,
Since you must know Chuck (Why else would he be calling you?), then perhaps you can tell us how much wood would a wood Chuck chuck if a wood Chuck could chuck wood. |
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justme659, Since you must know Chuck (Why else would he be calling you?), then perhaps you can tell us how much wood would a wood Chuck chuck if a wood Chuck could chuck wood. He would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck wood. Sheesh I thought every one knew that. |
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does he say what he wants? it's not good to make chuck talk into an answering machine... Yes he does. And it is scary. Did you know he has grandkids? 
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Mikey, quit giving out my phone #. Especially to famous people.
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does he say what he wants? it's not good to make chuck talk into an answering machine... Yes he does. And it is scary. Did you know he has grandkids?
He also has a badge and a gun . . . . . . and I am not talking about his TV show "Walker: Texas Ranger". |
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Mikey, quit giving out my phone #. Especially to famous people. Yeah. Give out my phone # instead, especially if the famous person is Shakira. 
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Don't Phuck with the Chuck!
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I have moved up to the celebrity status. Chuck Norris is leaving messages on my phone answering machine. What I'd like to know is who gave him my number?
Watch out though...the answering machine answers to Chuck Norris and for a wrong answer, the answering machine is promptly destroyed by low-frequency tones Chuck Norris makes..it shorts out the circuits of anything. |
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Watch out though...the answering machine answers to Chuck Norris and for a wrong answer, the answering machine is promptly destroyed by low-frequency tones Chuck Norris makes..it shorts out the circuits of anything.
you should use this to your advantage. record the part of the call where he says "this is chuck norris" and make it your new answering machine msg. then all telemarketers will actually take you off their lists even though you asked them to yrs ago and youre on the national do not call list, all debt collectors will run and hide forgive your debts, and hey if the irs calls youll be exempt from taxes...forever. in the words of borat...is niiiice. 
if anything else you know that the last ten minutes you spend around chuck youre going to get to watch an amazing fight. beats ringside tickets. just dont mess with texas 
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