He lost me after that too. Man..the more you say things, the more voters you are loosing.

though shalt not disobey thy leader

. . . especially when thy leader yells, "Don't push that button!"



[What idiot gave Melmac's supreme leader a Doomsday button in the first place?]

Just speakin the truth. At least I don'tdiscriminate against Muslims though.

Also a moral compass is important to guide our nation in harmony with other nations. Being open-minded and tolerant of people different than you is a key fundamental of peace. My administration would hold these beliefs to be sacred. Only through understanding can we hope to achieve a free world.

Another issue, abortion. I don't believe anyone is pro-abortion, but I do believe certain guidelines should be in place to protect not only the baby's rights, but the right of the father. If a woman is raped it could do her grave emotional harm to carry her rapist's child. If a woman is molested I don't believe it's fair to the child or the mother to not let that child go straight to heaven without having to deal with the inevitable shame or health consequences. If a woman becomes pregnant and does'nt want a baby I say give it to the father. If he doesn't want it, give it to a loving family who wants a child. Abortion as a form of birth control is immoral and has no place in a Humanitarian state. I have reason to believe that a woman once aborted my child without telling me about it because she didn't want to deal with it. I have never felt so violated.

this post is a joke..right..? right??

If we don't like the world, we must change it!

Also there should be a limit as to how much of this nation's money one person can hold! 1 billion is enough for any family to survive! 3 or 4 people hold almost half this countries money! A billion dollars is enough money for anyone. Robin Hood was a good man.

Think about the good times we could have with $40,000 rather than spend it on a tomahawk missle. If I become president, every Saturday is national party day! Free ice cream and cake for everybody!

Gas chambers should be filled with laughing gas! That will make those evil people happy!

I might vote for you now - always wanted to try laughing gas, but always get tickeled when they try to put that thing on my face

Policemen will be ordered to smile and salute you everytime they write you a ticket under my watch. ******* cops will be taken off the force!

My Play-Do president would run on one platform CONSTITUTION ... CONSTITUTION ... CONSTITUTION!!

If its not in the constitution he/she doesnt act on it!! Sorry pro-choicers ... If it means that much to ya dont live in Texas ... Sorry anti-gay marraige people ... If you dont want Bob and Bill married and living next to ya ... dont live in Massachusetts!!

Its so simple ... yet never done.

Good point! Alot of what people call issues are ridiculous, they seem to pop up on biased news channels around election time for the sole reason of polarizing voters. Your either this extreme or that extreme. Divide and conquer! Same thing with all this anti-mosque sentiments all of a sudden. Whatever happened to freedom of religion? What were we taught as first graders around Thanksgiving time? People came to America to ESCAPE religous persecution. Enough said!

DITTO If they bought the land ... they should build what they want! Same goes for guy in Florida ... If he wants to burn a Koran .. Flames away! Same goes for flags!

well you just lost my vote!

It may not be patriotic, but if we don't have principles what do we have? We should keep in mind that the wheels of government don't move easily backwards. Once you start adding things to the constitution on what you consider good taste, you have Nazi Germany.

If you were able to rally all of the members of all of the dating sites, would it be enough for write-in votes to impact an election? Would the electoral college really reflect the write-ins?