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      A chef has died in Sichuan Province, China after an eel was jammed into his anus for a prank.
 
  Shocked doctors found the thrashing sea creature in the unamed 59 year olds rectum after his death-and sources say that it was rammed up there by his drinking pals after a night on the sauce. Medicd say the eel had devoured his bowels!       
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      Those wacky, zany Chinese pranksters ... ! What they won't do for a laugh. "Hey! Let's ram this eel up his asss while he's drunk ... ! Wait 'til he tries to wipe and it won't come off ... ! Hoooooooo boy ... ! It'll be a laff riot ... !' We need more people with well-developed senses of humor like these folks ... 
     
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      That is sick!!! 
    
Did the Dr.s keep the eel for their dinner or give it back to his buds?   
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      i always said, sushi wasnt safe to eat... 
    
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      Yeesh, was it an electric eel?   
    
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      Hmmmm, I'm thinking of a great new interrigation technique for HVT's in the War on Terror!  
    
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     A chef has died in Sichuan Province, China after an eel was jammed into his anus for a prank. Shocked doctors found the thrashing sea creature in the unamed 59 year olds rectum after his death-and sources say that it was rammed up there by his drinking pals after a night on the sauce. Medicd say the eel had devoured his bowels!       
i hate it when that happens  | 
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      No wonder it's hard to find good take-out food there now ... 
     
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