I thought I had made a friend a few weeks ago. I'm walking out to the garage on my way to work and a cute little stray wanders up to me. Friendly little thing, black as night, big yellow eyes.
So a few soft words and a little chuck under the chin and I'm gone.
A day or so later and she's back again. More words, more chin rubs, and a little ear scratch. Soon she is shining around every morning. And after about a week the relationship has escalated, from ear scratching to belly rubbing, And finally to handfuls of kibble. I am starting to think about our future together. What will happen when winter comes? Will I need a litter box? Cat toys? How is my fifteen year old retriever going to react to a new room mate?
Then one day she doesn't show. And the next. And the next. I am beside myself with worry.
Has she; been abducted by well meaning but misinformed cat rescue ladies ? stuck in a tree and desperately waiting for a friendly fireman to appear? lying in a alleyway stoned on catnip? Has she run into a mouse that ate a big bowl of Wheaties?
Well about a week later I got my answer. I caught her slinking out of the neighbors back door.
She had a sheepish look on her face, acted like she didn't even know me, and walked off into some bushes.
So, was she cheating on me with the neighbor, or cheating with me on the neighbor?
And what do I do with this bag of cat kibble?

I guess unfaithfulness is not limited to humans

It's a cat thing, I guess...

"cats & women run the world, men and dogs have only to get used to it"

Knock on the neighbor's door.....maybe you will get lucky and it will be a single lady looking for a belly rub.

Or some extra kibble?

way things are nowadays.. I think a relationship with the kibble would last longer..

whats the expiry date on those things?

You could give her the extra kibble for the kitty and maybe you could a chance to pet the...........
















***Going to my corner...Where's my chair??***

Not sure. Does it go well with milk and sugar?

What a cute story

Keep the kibble. She is a female feline. She might change her mind AGAIN!

Or, another friend may be in need - there are too many strays out there in the cold cement jungle.

Want to take some kibble with ya?

My dog is like that. She found a friend of her own species. But I am not chopped liver, yet because when she gets done dogging around she comes back in the evening. My biggest worry is she may have pups but I have seen the male dog she has been hanging around with. He comes down here sometimes. He about really screwed up though when he tried to take her stuffed duck. She growled at him and he took off running. Her bark is worse than her bite at least with me though.

no but i hear..you drink enough beer wwith whisky chasers.. the kibble tastes great after

( this story is based on fiction and and any resemblance to actual people and post alchoholic experiences are purely coincidental..)

ahem.. I plead the fifth

Enough beer and whiskey chasers and even McDonalds tastes good.

'Sweet li'l thang' done met 'Pimp Daddy' ... she be turnin' trix down da block a ways ... 'Hi, Kitty - new in town ... ?'

How can ya say ya don't get a break ....

you just got a broken heart.


but think of all the money you will save not having to by kibble

LMAO!!!!!

You could name your wee friend Bits.
Because everyone knows.
You can't separate kibbles and bits.

Hang on to the kibble - there's always another kitty that wants to be petted. Hmmm - I mean this cleanly by the way. Maybe I should just try the beer with the whisky chaser and stop trying to chat.