At the cost of seeming lame, I have need of advice.

-I obviously have had lousy luck in attracting a good woman, any
pointers would be appreciated!

Bad ones are better than nothing.....NA thats not right!


Women are a waist of time.......NAaaa thats not true!


Never give up never surrender.....Yep thats it

Glad you figured that our IRON -- geessshhh.

There are good women out here, just takes time to find the right one.

Just like there are good men out there (or so I have been told
anyway) .

Welcome Robert, take your time and don't give up, there are lots of good
women on here. Take care.

Yes Marie.. There are plenty of Awesome women here...

dale!!

Awww Izzy You Know YOU ARE ONE of them !!!

Yeah Marie I am a little slow but I am for sure

Be yourself is a cliche advise but works all the time. Good listening
skills have also worked for me. Good luck to you Sir

Be yourself. Don't try soo hard. let it happen.
If nothing at all happens. Use that as another step into bachelorhood.

Theres nothing wrong in being a bachelor.

Talk to devorced guys.


ghost

Great advice, Ghost. I had a good time with a divorced buddy. He is a
self-proclaimed gigalo. I hadn't seen him a while and gave him a ride
home from Walmart's. He had bought us a submarine sandwich. I noticed
the big collection of beer cans in the front yard. I had asked him if he
had been cutting down. He said yes he had been cutting down trees, lol.
I always get a run down of his latest conquests and what was wrong with
them, lol. He was happy that he got a job as he was unemployed for 8
months. We had a good chat.

Start up a small bonfire in the woods nearby.

Take off all of your clothes.

Proceed to dance around the fire, chanting "cave zebras" whilst throwing
pop tarts into the air.

After ten minutes of this, sit down in front of the fire and bow your
head, whispering, "Rates are per room, per night" exactly four times.

This should all be done at night.