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A burglar broke into a house one night
He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he pickup a CD player to put in his sack, a strange, voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you!" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he again heard, "Jesus is watching you!" Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally,in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Warning!" the parrot squawked, "Jesus is watching you The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? What's your name, pretty boy?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people who named their Rottweiler "Jesus." "Get Him Jesus" |
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that was good. I'd like to hear more like it.
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how cute is that i wish my bird would finally talk he ALREADY 2
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LMAO
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an oldie but a goodie.. hehe
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