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More predictions: Chris Johnson will hurt his big toe and will not win the rushing title. By the way....ever notice that when Fisher has a standout RB, he runs the hell out of them? Eddie George wore down after 8 years in the game, mostly because he carried the ball a lot. Big Ben will need a bigger helmet to fit his fat head in. Is it me, or does Ben's head look fatter these days? By week five, Sam Bradford will go to the Rams GM and demand that the organization get an offensive line that can block, and a better head coach. Oh, and by week nine, the injured knee will get injured via a moped wreck, and Sam will be out for the season. TO will score a TD and will then dance like MC Hammer in the endzone. Stop!........Hammer Time!!! Tony Romo will demand a trade at the end of a good regular season, but losing in the playoffs. Romo will cite "My coach sucks and Jerry Jones keeps giving me goo-goo eyes" as reasons for this trade. Roy Williams will have no comment on the matter because he himself does not matter. Face it Roy. You were a good receiver at Texas. But you suck in the NFL. Kurt Warner will come out of retirement to replace a now "permantly" retired Favre. Tom Brady will not get his new contract and will demand to play in the CFL. Wait. Is the CFL still around these days? 
Love it! TO and Ochocinco will announce their plans for marriage during an endzone celebration. Big Ben will score a TD and walk over and pinch a cheerleader's arse. A stipulation in Dorel Revis contract is that he gets to puke on Rex Ryan after every interception. Week 10 in St Louis...they find Sam Bradford after they dig up the turf after he is pounded by opposing defenses week after week. They also find Jimmy Hoffa's remains... Rickey Williams will join Jimmie Johnson on Survivor and they both smoke a joint while cursing out Roger Goddell. Howie Long will trip and fall and his hair will severely injure Terry Bradshaw. 
Howie Long's hair should be playing DT for the Raiders.
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Edited by
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Goof is right though the oilers/titans have had a issue with shortening RBs careers,loook at Earl Campbell,Bum Philips ran him to death and thanks to Warren Moon, Alonzo Highsmith was almost about to be ran to death..Eddie George was a good running back too but he was ran to death,it seems to be a tradition
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i did pick the bengals to win the AFC cause well i'm getting tired of the Chargers letting me down,plus also they have all the pieces of the puzzle to be a superbowl contender,and my Dolphins well they need a year or two to improve
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i did pick the bengals to win the AFC cause well i'm getting tired of the Chargers letting me down,plus also they have all the pieces of the puzzle to be a superbowl contender,and my Dolphins well they need a year or two to improve Bengals is a good pick. Their defense was great last year. Need the same this year. Dolphins are an interesting team. Is Henne another Tom Brady? A Wolverine who gets a chance because of injury and the rest is history. |
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And more predictions.......
Tim Tebow will hate his rookie year, as he will feel that God has abandoned him in that he (Tebow) just simply cannot run over NFL players like he did college players. Tebow will be seen on the sidelines crying, but then Lucifer will arrive and comfort him. Pac Man Jones will be arrested AGAIN. This time, he will get caught with a she-male in downtown Cincy. Jones will then launch a campaign talking about how straight he is, and that he was tricked. A paper trail will develop from Tennessee, but the Titans will have no comment (paper shredders will be heard in the background). Michael Vick will adopt a chia pet. Since this is the only pet he can have, PETA will be watching his every move. Sources indicate that Donovan McNabb is behind PETA getting involved. Jay Cutler will announce that Chicago is too cold of a city for him to be effective. This comment will come after he has a terrible game in the Metrodome.....a dome stadium....no weather to effect him. Anyways, this will cause reporters to look into how Cutler got into Vanderbilt University....which is a touch academic school. It will then be revealed that Cutler was studying typewriter maintenance at VU....which is not part of the curriculum. Apparently, Cutler is an idiot. Who knew? |
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And more predictions....... Tim Tebow will hate his rookie year, as he will feel that God has abandoned him in that he (Tebow) just simply cannot run over NFL players like he did college players. Tebow will be seen on the sidelines crying, but then Lucifer will arrive and comfort him. Pac Man Jones will be arrested AGAIN. This time, he will get caught with a she-male in downtown Cincy. Jones will then launch a campaign talking about how straight he is, and that he was tricked. A paper trail will develop from Tennessee, but the Titans will have no comment (paper shredders will be heard in the background). Michael Vick will adopt a chia pet. Since this is the only pet he can have, PETA will be watching his every move. Sources indicate that Donovan McNabb is behind PETA getting involved. Jay Cutler will announce that Chicago is too cold of a city for him to be effective. This comment will come after he has a terrible game in the Metrodome.....a dome stadium....no weather to effect him. Anyways, this will cause reporters to look into how Cutler got into Vanderbilt University....which is a touch academic school. It will then be revealed that Cutler was studying typewriter maintenance at VU....which is not part of the curriculum. Apparently, Cutler is an idiot. Who knew? 
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Maybe not much of a prediction but.....
Brett Favre comes back, plays football. I will cheer, the cheeseheads all around me will hate me, and I WILL LOVE IT!!! Mwuahahahahahaha!!! |
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Well, as a Bucs fan I'm settling in for a nice 5-11 season. However, since the realignment, every team that finished last in the NFC South has won the division title the next season, so there might be hope yet.
The Boys win the NFC East The Pack win the NFC North The Birds win the NFC South The Niners win the NFC West The Pats win the AFC East The Ravens win the AFC North The Colts win the AFC South The Bolts win the AFC West Count the Vikes and Saints as Wild Card teams in the NFC Count the Jets and Bengals as Wild Card teams in the AFC Packers over the Ravens 31-21 in the Super Bowl Aaron Rodgers gets League MVP, but Charles Woodson grabs the Super Bowl MVP by virture of 2 picks, one run back for TD to seal the game. Now then, I need to go stock up on ribs, roasts and chops. I bought a new smoker, split a cord of wood, now all I need is a kickoff!!! |
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Edited by
mightymoe
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Wed 08/18/10 04:04 AM
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Well, as a Bucs fan I'm settling in for a nice 5-11 season. However, since the realignment, every team that finished last in the NFC South has won the division title the next season, so there might be hope yet. The Boys win the NFC East The Pack win the NFC North The Birds win the NFC South The Niners win the NFC West The Pats win the AFC East The Ravens win the AFC North The Colts win the AFC South The Bolts win the AFC West Count the Vikes and Saints as Wild Card teams in the NFC Count the Jets and Bengals as Wild Card teams in the AFC Packers over the Ravens 31-21 in the Super Bowl Aaron Rodgers gets League MVP, but Charles Woodson grabs the Super Bowl MVP by virture of 2 picks, one run back for TD to seal the game. Now then, I need to go stock up on ribs, roasts and chops. I bought a new smoker, split a cord of wood, now all I need is a kickoff!!! good picks only things i disagree with is i think it will dallas and the jets in the superbowl dallas winning, of course also being the first team to go/win a superbowl at home. |
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Well, as a Bucs fan I'm settling in for a nice 5-11 season. However, since the realignment, every team that finished last in the NFC South has won the division title the next season, so there might be hope yet. The Boys win the NFC East The Pack win the NFC North The Birds win the NFC South The Niners win the NFC West The Pats win the AFC East The Ravens win the AFC North The Colts win the AFC South The Bolts win the AFC West Count the Vikes and Saints as Wild Card teams in the NFC Count the Jets and Bengals as Wild Card teams in the AFC Packers over the Ravens 31-21 in the Super Bowl Aaron Rodgers gets League MVP, but Charles Woodson grabs the Super Bowl MVP by virtue of 2 picks, one run back for TD to seal the game. Now then, I need to go stock up on ribs, roasts and chops. I bought a new smoker, split a cord of wood, now all I need is a kickoff!!! good picks only things i disagree with is i think it will dallas and the jets in the superbowl dallas winning, of course also being the first team to go/win a superbowl at home. The only reason I had the 'Boys winning the East is because someone has too. I'm not sold on them. The secondary is suspect, the receiving corps is only adequate, and the offense has trouble in the red zone. These are not the marks of a Champion. However, I have no faith in the Eagles, Washington is still a few years away, and the Giant's defense just isn't there anymore. I also think Big Blue's line is severely suspect, Eli's going to have a long year. Cowboys win the division by default. The Jest, well, they're mostly hype. They backed into the playoffs last year, and then performed. I don't see them getting that lucky twice. Sanchez, well they call it a "sophomore slump" for a reason. The organization took a step backwards releasing Jones for L.T., but I still have full confidence in Rex Ryan's defense, even without Revis. I think he'll see that all his holdout does is lighten his bank account, and add one more year to his ability to be a free agent. I almost went with the Texans at the Wild Card spot, but I'm one that believes that Defense wins in December, and that gives the Jest the edge. |
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Maybe not much of a prediction but..... Brett Favre comes back, plays football. I will cheer, the cheeseheads all around me will hate me, and I WILL LOVE IT!!! Mwuahahahahahaha!!! He's baaaaaack....
Packers/Vikings in the NFC championship game....Pack wins. |
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Well, as a Bucs fan I'm settling in for a nice 5-11 season. However, since the realignment, every team that finished last in the NFC South has won the division title the next season, so there might be hope yet. The Boys win the NFC East The Pack win the NFC North The Birds win the NFC South The Niners win the NFC West The Pats win the AFC East The Ravens win the AFC North The Colts win the AFC South The Bolts win the AFC West Count the Vikes and Saints as Wild Card teams in the NFC Count the Jets and Bengals as Wild Card teams in the AFC Packers over the Ravens 31-21 in the Super Bowl Aaron Rodgers gets League MVP, but Charles Woodson grabs the Super Bowl MVP by virture of 2 picks, one run back for TD to seal the game. Now then, I need to go stock up on ribs, roasts and chops. I bought a new smoker, split a cord of wood, now all I need is a kickoff!!! Great job. You are a true football fan getting the smoker grill ready to go!! I am a little bit of a Bucs fan. Ravens are my main team but when the Bucs won the Super Bowl, I was so happy for all the fans who went through so many rough seasons. John McKay has the best post game interview line of all time. Paraphrasing a reporter asked about the execution of his offense today. McKay's reply was. "I am all for it"....
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Great job. You are a true football fan getting the smoker grill ready to go!! I am a little bit of a Bucs fan. Ravens are my main team but when the Bucs won the Super Bowl, I was so happy for all the fans who went through so many rough seasons. John McKay has the best post game interview line of all time. Paraphrasing a reporter asked about the execution of his offense today. McKay's reply was. "I am all for it"....
One of my favorie McKayisms: "We can't run the ball, pass the ball, or stop our opponents from scoring on us. Other than that we're doing a good job."
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Great job. You are a true football fan getting the smoker grill ready to go!! I am a little bit of a Bucs fan. Ravens are my main team but when the Bucs won the Super Bowl, I was so happy for all the fans who went through so many rough seasons. John McKay has the best post game interview line of all time. Paraphrasing a reporter asked about the execution of his offense today. McKay's reply was. "I am all for it"....
One of my favorie McKayisms: "We can't run the ball, pass the ball, or stop our opponents from scoring on us. Other than that we're doing a good job."
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I put $50 on the Pack to win the SB...
12 to 1!! Great odds at the time, I think they've lowered since then, but I'm locked in... YEA-e-YEA! I can't wait. My gf is gonna start hating me again here in a couple of weeks... Too bad Colorado doesn't have a football team anymore...
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And more predictions....... Tim Tebow will hate his rookie year, as he will feel that God has abandoned him in that he (Tebow) just simply cannot run over NFL players like he did college players. Tebow will be seen on the sidelines crying, but then Lucifer will arrive and comfort him. Pac Man Jones will be arrested AGAIN. This time, he will get caught with a she-male in downtown Cincy. Jones will then launch a campaign talking about how straight he is, and that he was tricked. A paper trail will develop from Tennessee, but the Titans will have no comment (paper shredders will be heard in the background). Michael Vick will adopt a chia pet. Since this is the only pet he can have, PETA will be watching his every move. Sources indicate that Donovan McNabb is behind PETA getting involved. Jay Cutler will announce that Chicago is too cold of a city for him to be effective. This comment will come after he has a terrible game in the Metrodome.....a dome stadium....no weather to effect him. Anyways, this will cause reporters to look into how Cutler got into Vanderbilt University....which is a touch academic school. It will then be revealed that Cutler was studying typewriter maintenance at VU....which is not part of the curriculum. Apparently, Cutler is an idiot. Who knew? As a Bronco fan, I love watching Cutler stink up the joint... Keep on slinging it JC! Jeff George is starting to get upset about the comparisons... |
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I put $50 on the Pack to win the SB... 12 to 1!! Great odds at the time, I think they've lowered since then, but I'm locked in... YEA-e-YEA! I can't wait. My gf is gonna start hating me again here in a couple of weeks... Too bad Colorado doesn't have a football team anymore...
I guess your gf isn't a huge football fan? Go Pack Go |
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mightymoe is gonna hate this one...
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