i pretty much thought my most embarassing moments were over...not so.

im at the gas station the other nite,in line,theres noone behind me and two in front..
the cashiers taking forever,the guys card aint working etc etc..

suddenly..the earthquake hits me..yanno..the subtle body movement when yer gonna let a massive one rip momentarily...
so i look around,coast is clear..try to suppress the monster from spawning..okay....okay...is this guy ever gonna pay for his crap and get out of the way?

umm no its deffo gonna make an appearance...so i look over my shoulder real quick still clear...

take a step and a half back,and Blammo!..a somewhat quiet launch,with deadly exhaust fumes..whew!

i step back forwards...but---from behind me i hear this Ugh!
i turn around to my right,and lo and behold,ive just farted on some 4 foot tall woman... right on her..special delivery even..

now,at this point,normally,id have been apologizing like crazy...but,from the look on her face,i dont think conversating was gonna do it.

so i turn around n now im finally at the counter except i cant talk cause im giggling like a fool and the clerks looking at me and im fleeing the store n laughing my *** off in the truck..

that poor lady.....

hahahahahahaha
She needed a real Dr. :-)

Just think of the fun y' coulda had if you coulda reloaded real fast ... daaaaaaaamn ...