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What are some of the weirdest compliments or pick-up lines that you ever
got? For example, 1. I want to marry the person who marries you 2. We'll make beautiful children (I can't stand that one) |
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My favorite was from a girl who knocked on my door one day and said, "I
knew you were an artist the first time I saw you." Another time, I was playing a gig in Indiana with one of the bands I've been in, and between sets, a girl comes up to me and says, "My friend Pam wants to know if she can sit on your lap...." Could use a few more of those, really.... |
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i hate it when some saids age is just a number
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ok this one takes the cake. i live in a little community in seattle
called lynnwood. ok so right after work i go to the applebees bar for some drinks. its right after work so i'm still wearing my little skirt suit with my stockings on and all that still. this drunk guy comes up to me and says. "darlin (hic) you've got legs like a lynnwood hooker!" i didnt know whether to say thank you or throw my drink in his face! |
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that's why you do both.
Just to make sure you have all the bases covered. |
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LOL that would have been funny. i just said i'm not too sure if thats a
compliment or not but given your inebriated condition i'll make an exception. now go away or buy me a drink. he bought me a drink! LOL |
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You have a nice truck so you must have money. I'll go out you.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa NO YOU WON'T |
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heather ""darlin (hic) you've got legs like a lynnwood hooker!"
Wow  Slap?~ mabye LOLLex you always get the weird ones LOL! Nurjoyce I don't like that cliche saying either. I bet the youngin's who hit on you say that line |
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Once said 'How would you like to see the soles of your feet in the wing
mirrors of my car?' It worked as well!  
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Wow UK that is spooky LOL
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joyce I like it when they say "Age is just a number and you are only as
old as you feel" If a woman says that I ask if she wants to feel me and tell how old I am :P |
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whenever a girl asks my hubby to buy her a drink. he says "why dont u
buy me a drink. u came up to me so obviously u think i'm cute sooooo, you buy me a drink" that usually gets rid of em. |
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i just had a guy im me and tell me that he read my essay and he thinks i
was makin the husband stuff up so he was going to message me and say if he had a shot at me! how do ya f**kin like them apples! |
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sorry heather, I won't IM you again
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LOL! ya i told him he was wasting his time.
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LOL! ya i told him he was wasting his time.
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Bored --
For that one example you mentioned -- "We'll make beautiful children" -- as soon as they say that, I know that's a dead end, so I just say, "Sorry, I'm sterile." Seems to throw them off track long enough so that I can throw onions in their face and run away. |
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onions?
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when i was teaching at a Univ in CA, i got written
evaluations from my students and one was: "i like the way his a$$ wiggles when he writes on the board." no way to tell if it was a grrl....  
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Assuming they're handy. You can also use mangoes, carrots, or small
insects, depending on the venue. |
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