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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww..
And the pizza is shaped like a face. I suppose the kielbasa sausage soup isn't really.. |
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Now ya'll are just making me hungry...
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Now ya'll are just making me hungry... Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker.. |
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Now ya'll are just making me hungry... Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker.. Michael Bolton and Celine Dion do the same for me. |
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Now ya'll are just making me hungry... Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker.. I'm a vegetarian..unless ya got a carrot up there your safe with me |
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Now ya'll are just making me hungry... Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker.. Michael Bolton and Celine Dion do the same for me. Thanks for the visual... |
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Now ya'll are just making me hungry... Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker.. I'm a vegetarian..unless ya got a carrot up there your safe with me After a quick check, I believe you are safe :-) |
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Back in college I was really hot about this chick, and she took me to a synagogue for our first date. I did not speak English yet very well, but I did understand the gesture: Practice your religion, Andrew, or else forget it.
I was hopping mad. I wanted to take her to a strip joint, but she wouldn't come, so I did not even ask. But I did take her to a nice litte South Pacific restaurant, and after the meal I told her that this is a real culinary delight, to eat in a restaurant specializing in cannibalistic dishes. She puked, and I laughed, and she said, Zzhole, I just think human meat is not kosher. Telling her it wasn't really human bile she ate, but inyards of shellfish, did not help her cause much, either. She got an A- in Anthropology, and I got a B+ in organic chemistry. |
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