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would you ask god? eh?
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would you ask god? eh? Will You tell me everything? |
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would you ask god? eh? What is all the oil in the Earth Really for? Blessings...Miles |
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I`d ask why he didn`t kill off Satan and his minions. Or why did he see fit to let them have access to humans.
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Are you allowed to wish for more wishes?!
Wait, what was the question? |
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Edited by
Dancere
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Fri 07/09/10 08:33 PM
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My questions?
Mostly to do w/ repetitive maintenance and inherent design 'flaws' ... Pretty sure I know the answers, as I've long pondered the queries ... Then, there is the wholly other matter of the serious, quite identifiable 'EVIL Incarnate' thang ... Purdy sho that one works out to be answers regarding the nature of free will, but, there's gotta be soooooo much more to such pure RESIDENT Evil ... It's wayyyyyy beyound the scope of mere animal nature, imo! And, these, given no person, nor teaching, has hit on the correct response thus far ... Edit: ... You, Slow? |
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Why do men have nipples?
If You created us, why do we have wisdom teeth? Body hair? The point of fleas? If men were created in Your image, what does your Almighty Self do with your almighty penis? Why, exactly, would you create a species with such a high sex drive and yet tell us how much we're not supposed to be having sex? Wouldn't it have simpler to just dial it down a bit, so to speak? Seriously, if you wanted us to be good to each other, why not just make empathy a strong, self-developing instinct? Y'know, like the one for sex. Why can't babies be trained like kittens to use a "catbox". Why are there so many truly stupid people in the world? Why do white people have a negative capacity for rythum(heck, I can't even spell it). That hardly seems fair. Why did you put a self-destruct mechanism in humans which may or may not go off during a lifetime for no discernable reason? (appendix) What kind of a-hole would create a species then put so much evidence to the contrary? Then expect us to believe you created us? Why did you make balls so vulnerable? Seriously, you know everything but you couldn't come up with a better idea than balls? You're really a college student and we're just an experiement in biochemistry, aren't we? And you got a "c" didn't you? Better luck next time. |
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Why do men have nipples? If You created us, why do we have wisdom teeth? Body hair? The point of fleas? If men were created in Your image, what does your Almighty Self do with your almighty penis? Why, exactly, would you create a species with such a high sex drive and yet tell us how much we're not supposed to be having sex? Wouldn't it have simpler to just dial it down a bit, so to speak? Seriously, if you wanted us to be good to each other, why not just make empathy a strong, self-developing instinct? Y'know, like the one for sex. Why can't babies be trained like kittens to use a "catbox". Why are there so many truly stupid people in the world? Why do white people have a negative capacity for rythum(heck, I can't even spell it). That hardly seems fair. Why did you put a self-destruct mechanism in humans which may or may not go off during a lifetime for no discernable reason? (appendix) What kind of a-hole would create a species then put so much evidence to the contrary? Then expect us to believe you created us? Why did you make balls so vulnerable? Seriously, you know everything but you couldn't come up with a better idea than balls? You're really a college student and we're just an experiement in biochemistry, aren't we? And you got a "c" didn't you? Better luck next time. This is quite interesting. You're given a chance to ask "God" a question and you go about it assuming the the Biblical picture of "God" must be the only picture of "God" available. Your questions reveals this in a couple of places. For example, the idea that God frowns upon us having sex, and the idea that God didn't use evolution as the means of creation. Yet after all your complaining you give this God a "C"? Do you realize that "C" is a passing grade? I personally give the biblical picture of God an outright "F". Not only should he take "Creation 101" over again from scratch, but he would do well to take a few more preliminary courses before even attempting to retake this course. |
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Why do men have nipples? If You created us, why do we have wisdom teeth? Body hair? The point of fleas? If men were created in Your image, what does your Almighty Self do with your almighty penis? Why, exactly, would you create a species with such a high sex drive and yet tell us how much we're not supposed to be having sex? Wouldn't it have simpler to just dial it down a bit, so to speak? Seriously, if you wanted us to be good to each other, why not just make empathy a strong, self-developing instinct? Y'know, like the one for sex. Why can't babies be trained like kittens to use a "catbox". Why are there so many truly stupid people in the world? Why do white people have a negative capacity for rythum(heck, I can't even spell it). That hardly seems fair. Why did you put a self-destruct mechanism in humans which may or may not go off during a lifetime for no discernable reason? (appendix) What kind of a-hole would create a species then put so much evidence to the contrary? Then expect us to believe you created us? Why did you make balls so vulnerable? Seriously, you know everything but you couldn't come up with a better idea than balls? You're really a college student and we're just an experiement in biochemistry, aren't we? And you got a "c" didn't you? Better luck next time. This is quite interesting. You're given a chance to ask "God" a question and you go about it assuming the the Biblical picture of "God" must be the only picture of "God" available. Your questions reveals this in a couple of places. For example, the idea that God frowns upon us having sex, and the idea that God didn't use evolution as the means of creation. Yet after all your complaining you give this God a "C"? Do you realize that "C" is a passing grade? I personally give the biblical picture of God an outright "F". Not only should he take "Creation 101" over again from scratch, but he would do well to take a few more preliminary courses before even attempting to retake this course. so sorry. I was playing to the audience. For Abra's sake... Hey God, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? or... Hey God, could you please tell me, or rather write down, the mathamatical equation for a blackhole, supersymetry, and are there really 11 dimentions to reality? And why can we normally only perceive 4? |
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who are you?
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I'll post here what I posted in the other thread..
IF I where to meet the god of the abrahamic religious, I would simply ask these following questions: Why does he feel he deserves worship, man's morality has surpassed god. I can forgive someone without needing a blood sacrifice to do it. How can he be omniscient when a number of his moves are clearly reactionary. and lastly, why the game? Why, if you are omniscient, and omnipotent, do you have to play this little game with evil? What is the point of the "end times"? |
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Well, assuming there actually was one, I'd probably ask something along the lines of:
What are you f*****g stupid or just lazy? |
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how about "can you teach me everything that i am capable of understanding please?"
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I just what ask what the punchline is....
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Were you drunk?
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What were you thinking???
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how about "can you teach me everything that i am capable of understanding please?"
You should probably include "instantly" w/ your question. Else, you may get the answer "Yes. But it will take some time".... |
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how about "can you teach me everything that i am capable of understanding please?"
I feel certain that one is already well in progress for you - me - and certain others, also ... When knowledge begets understanding begets wisdom ... ... One has even managed to hand in the completed homework regarding said capacities ... We: Stay open, aware, responsive ... And ... Diligent! |
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