100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Your type? | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
after pondering deeper..my type is male, breathing, has a job and a highly functioning penis... Do you consider writing a "job?" Depends..I write, it's not paying my bills so for me it's not 'a job'. Even writing for an occupation doesn't pay the bills, haha. After I'm dead everyone will buy my memoirs....isn't that how it goes. Once your dead, they care. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So, what is your type? Do you want to be with someone with many of the same interests as you? Well, that would be great, hypothetically, but I never run across any of those. Everyone is too consumed with raw biology and destroying their own neurons to have any interest (let alone time) for things like creativity and communication. Do you want someone who likes to get out and do things a lot or more of a homebody? The homebody appeals to me more; I'm not much of a "people person," and I can generally get my fill just by spending a few hours at Wal-Mart or the mall. I don't go to bars or clubs, although I do enjoy a good walk in the park. What would be the characteristics of your ideal partner? (And, don't say honest, trustworthy and caring. We ALL want that!) 
Someone with a really high IQ, an intense interest in some kind of creative endeavor, exceptional communications skills, a great sense of humor, and absolutely no desire whatsoever to turn me into Ward Cleaver. While I'm at it, I'll ask for a trillion dollars and a solid platinum 900-foot-tall llama. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Communication skills are big with me too. I am so sick of trying to carry conversations.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Communication skills are big with me too. I am so sick of trying to carry conversations.
Yeah, that's a real issue for me! I was married to someone who consistently lost maze races to amoebas. There's only so much you can do in that situation.....imagine a 45-minute discussion about "What color is a hammer?" |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I was told by three different men today that I am mean (or some variation thereof). All because I have no patience for stupidity.
I guess you have to have a brain to make sentences with your mouth. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I was told by three different men today that I am mean (or some variation thereof). All because I have no patience for stupidity. I guess you have to have a brain to make sentences with your mouth. stupid is as stupid does! 
i don't think your mean... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i enjoy someone that likes the same things as me but trying new things is all was fun,
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I was told by three different men today that I am mean (or some variation thereof). All because I have no patience for stupidity. I guess you have to have a brain to make sentences with your mouth. stupid is as stupid does!
i don't think your mean... 
That's because you are capable of carrying on a normal conversation. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
going through a divorce really makes you think about what you really want and need. i think my type is a guy who likes kids (since i have a son) and isn't afraid to hear the the truth. i will not hold my tongue or opinion. my son comes first, so he can't get jealous! i don't like to repeat myself 200 times! and i need him to be as thoughtful and caring as i am. YES the little things matter!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Communication skills are big with me too. I am so sick of trying to carry conversations.
Yeah, that's a real issue for me! I was married to someone who consistently lost maze races to amoebas. There's only so much you can do in that situation.....imagine a 45-minute discussion about "What color is a hammer?" you must have an entire warehouse of patience,cause i wouldnt have made it 15 mins on that subject before i fled to somewheres sane. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I was told by three different men today that I am mean (or some variation thereof). All because I have no patience for stupidity. I guess you have to have a brain to make sentences with your mouth. Don't feel bad, I get called "intimidating" and "complicated" all the time because I know where an apostrophe is supposed to go. Frankly, I think that's setting the bar pretty low for "intimidating" and "complicated" but I could be wrong. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Communication skills are big with me too. I am so sick of trying to carry conversations.
Yeah, that's a real issue for me! I was married to someone who consistently lost maze races to amoebas. There's only so much you can do in that situation.....imagine a 45-minute discussion about "What color is a hammer?" you must have an entire warehouse of patience,cause i wouldnt have made it 15 mins on that subject before i fled to somewheres sane. The warehouse has been pretty much depleted to the size of a small sandwich bag, and even that's about ready to visit the dumpster.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So...What color IS a hammer? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So...What color IS a hammer? Orange -- if you're lucky. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So...What color IS a hammer? Orange -- if you're lucky. I think I would like the 45 minute explanation please. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So...What color IS a hammer? Orange -- if you're lucky. I think I would like the 45 minute explanation please. I thought you looked familiar....!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So...What color IS a hammer? Orange -- if you're lucky. I think I would like the 45 minute explanation please. I thought you looked familiar....!! hahahahahaha No fair, you sniffed llama on me. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So...What color IS a hammer? Orange -- if you're lucky. I think I would like the 45 minute explanation please. I thought you looked familiar....!! hahahahahaha No fair, you sniffed llama on me. One works with the tools at hand....! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
So...What color IS a hammer? Orange -- if you're lucky. I think I would like the 45 minute explanation please. I thought you looked familiar....!! hahahahahaha No fair, you sniffed llama on me. One works with the tools at hand....! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I don't require the 45 minute explanation.
30 will suffice. |
|
|
|
|
