Or you drink enough to where everything is crooked.

So yeah, I hung a curtain...one little curtain on one little window! So...I get the chair, the bracket, the hammer. Bracket in hand, picked up the nail and not once, but three times, dropped it and had to get off the chair and look for it! I finally get the first nail in and onto the second and I kid you not, I dropped it! I finally get it nailed in and gave it one last smack with the hammer and hit my finger! I thought well, at least it's in. Moved the chair to the other side, bracket in hand, picked up the hammer and there is blood streaming down my arm from where I smacked my finger, got a real nice little blood blister. Off the chair, cleaned up the blood and back on the chair again. Got the bracket in. Got the curtain rod, attempted to hang it and the bracket and nails flew out of the wall into the middle of the room. Spent 10 minutes searching for them. Got the right bracket in, proceed to hang the curtain and notice I hung the bracket on the left......upside down! Well, at this point I just fell the floor in a fit of laughter! Everything that could possibly go wrong, did! Curtain is hung though...I'm NEVER taking it down to clean it!!

Gotta go get a Band-Aid for my finger.....

I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls.

And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin.

You would make a wonderful auto mechanic ! Thats a typical day for us. Just substitute curtain rod bracket with power steering pump bracket, and substitute nail with bolt, and you got it perfectly

here's a tool set for you ladies

Krupa ya a trip..........

I work for butt hickeys. You can afford me girls.

And yes....I can pack your box and get ya movin.

What????? Awww honey.....you have met me and know that in reality I am short, balding and terribly shy.


Hehehehehe

Hell we comparing who had the most hair.........short well hell what can I say everyone is taller then me.... and shy sweet boy your so far from being shy it hurts..........