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how a spoon full of sugar helps the tequila go down, or something like that...so they got out the bottle of tequila and the sugar bowl and
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tried to make a cake with Pattycake, but unfortunately the bakersman was out with his mistress the night before and suffered a..
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problem in getting his cake to rise, so the can opener suggested
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Edited by
crossroad123
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Mon 07/12/10 04:38 PM
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Edited by
RoamingOrator
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Mon 07/12/10 04:39 PM
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The sham wow guy motioned for child to come near so that he could give him a towel from his pocket. The mistress looked at the young ragamuffin and said...
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"FEE FIE FOE FUM, twiddly dee, twiddly dum!"
So they decided to find a translator but where were they gonna go? What were they gonna do? How many licks did it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? So many questions but just then Ronald Mac donald was seen walking... |
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In sensible shoes, not those big red floppy things. As they approached Ronny Mac the translator looked over his shoulder and saw...
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Lady Godiva...bare azz naked on a white horse..and in her hand she had...
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a jalapeno on a stick. She looked at them and asked..
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Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? Having none, they asked if they could turn the Jalapeno into hot sauce which she, and the approaching Ronald could use too...
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LG just looked at them quizedly, turned her horse around and threw a handful of Godiva chocalates over her shoulder at them. As each peice of chocalate hit the ground...
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... the $h!t simultaneously hit the fan. It was a total disaster. It was hard to decipher the chocolate stains from the dookie stains, but there was a distinct shade of yellow that seem to set the mood.
I was a despondent mood. Just when there was no hope, it happened. It was unbelievable, it almost seemed as if... |
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the horse had it in for me the entire time. Tricky beasts horses you never can tell when they'll...
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count on their hooves for you or just chitt all over the place. That is why you never follow a horses behind no matter where you are.
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Or where Waldo is.
And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Back in the day when.. |
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Waldo and Carmen were traveling companions, they used to
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Edited by
sagacious22
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Wed 07/14/10 04:37 PM
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go whale hunting and made a living from making soap and exotic recipes from whale blubber, and then one day they met...
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Willy Wonka who introduced them to the the wonders of chocolate and the art of
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Wed 07/14/10 04:46 PM
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... Skrimshaw butter, and they loved it! In fact, they loved butter so much one night they didn't use butter for it's intended purpose, they got experimental and decided to use it to...
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rub it all over their bodies and wrestle, then they got a little more creative and decided to...
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