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sweeping through the valley so we decided a drive up the mountain would cool us off, maybe put our feet in the river. As we sat on the big rock along the water, we turned to each other to speak at the same time...he laughed, I giggled.. "no, you go head," we both said at the same time. Then I said.... |
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I think I'm pregnant.
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The dog did it.
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...haha, just kidding, my body doesn't do that anymore
so he sighed a heavy sigh of relief and said... |
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Edited by
crossroad123
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Fri 06/18/10 06:51 PM
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The river is flowing like a fine wine . and i said it passes like father time. now i wish i had a fishing pole i would catch a fish to feed ower sole
 the kid to
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Whew, I'm glad cause that was really nasty.
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OK i give up
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so we stuck our poles and our feet in the water....
the sun was beginning to set, we talked of life and shared our dreams. He told me that when he was a kid there was a time when.... |
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Why would you joke about such a thing. Then he throws her in the river..........
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He thought women didn't know how to light them.
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Why would you joke about such a thing. Then he throws her in the river..........
I wouldn't...you did it!
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so they lit up a big fat joint, layed back in the soft grass of the mountains, gazed at the sky then into each others eyes and he reached over and...
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Gently ran his hand over her butt.
"How's that rash", he murmured. |
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Gave me a wet Willy.
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she told him the rash is gettin better and asked "you are taking your antibiotics to, aren't you"?
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"No" he softly said. "They interfere with my.......
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appetite and you know how I love a good sandwich dear. So she leaned in for a kiss and he said to her...breath mint?
She took one, and it tasted like shiit so she... |
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gave him a snowball and
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spit it out. and i said what was that all about
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so he said, just getting even for the pregnancy joke..he ate some of the snow ball (even though it's springtime and there's no snow) and when his tongue was cold he lifted her shirt and went down on her and she said...
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