My silly cat jumps from chair to chair to table to counter....etc... she thinks the floor has fleas........she is the one that has just picked up fleas.......stupid cat! You put her on the floor she jumps up on something and then is happy.....put her on the floor she stands real still......then......then......boing! up on the chair where she is safe from the floor fleas. I have sprayed her maybe she will get her smarts back in a day or so.


About a month ago she (slipped) went outside....a big black dog chased her all over the neighborhood (she stays inside now) I told her, "You just learned that somedays you are the cat and somedays you are the bug!" The black dog saw her as a bug!!! She still does not have any kindness on a bug! Bugs get whacked like always!

Bugs are perfect.

My cat will cry and cry when a bug is out of reach on the ceiling. She will look at me for help to get the bug! I get her a piece of fuzz to make her happy and put the bug out!

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My cat is an indoor cat. He likes to get on tables and knock pens and paper off, but he's good about not knocking over cups.

He's good about letting me know when there's bugs on the walls or ceiling, but he'll eat them on the floor usually.

A momma cat had her babies under one of my buildings. When it was sold and delivered....the babies ran all directions. The one I have was seperated from the others and lost. So I feed the little stink and caught her in a cage before the building she was under was delivered too. She was so tiny and scared......she cried and cried for attention. So I brought the little stink home. She tears up the house and I come home and put it all back where it belongs....we both stay busy that way. She sleeps on my feet while I am on the PC. Silly cat!

my scrawny little cat, Blue, likes to hang out with Spike the iguana. They lay together under his heat lamp and I swear I've walked in and caught them gossiping about the dog, Max.

That's a pretty funny cat you got there, Cy! Mine opens all the doors and drinks my coffee. I keep telling him that we don't like orange people here, but he doesn't listen.

You're lucky your cat doesn't knock cups over, I've two cats who love to test gravity with cups filled with water or juice... One does it sneakily, the other makes sure someone is watching.


My cats love to chase the bugs and catch them... Then when they catch them, they will eat them.

Cats like to be on furniture and places they're not supposed to be. I'm fine with mine on furniture, but not tables and counters. One listens, one doesn't. A squirt bottle can be helpful, though.

I trained my cat early on. He listens when I tell him to stop or get down. Seems like he'll get up on furniture and mess with things just for attention.