What would you say???

















Myself? to the dolphins: Sorry bout that oil spill.

to rabbits and chickens: Get in Me Belly!

to dogs: Lucky bastards (or beyatchs). I wish I could get away with half of what you do and likewise I wish I could bend like you. I would never leave the house!

to Polar Bears: Nice knowing you. Ain't Global Warming a Beyatch?

little cats: What the hell do you do exactly?

Big Cats: Please don't eat me. I taste bad and will make you sick.

Sea Gulls: Look for convertible cars and aim for the human in the left seat.

Turkeys: Better hide your ***** beginning of October. Thanksgiving day is not good for you.

hey dog why my lawn. Really there are some woods over there and you still pick my lawn...

What is the deal with you cats and shiny things?

And why do you like to poop in shoes?

I keep trying to sniff my dogs @ss to learn their language but, they aint giving up their secrets.

To my cats, why do you like to hog my bed and pillow and why are you chasing imaginary things are they ghosts??

Dude, that's just...dude.



I would ask my dog why she's afraid of fruit...yes, fruit.


I would also ask my cat when is a good time for me to make an appt. for him to determine his extent of bi-polar...seriously, you have no idea, and btw, he IS going soon for behavioral problems developed after losing an eye and a leg.

to Spike the iguana, why do you still puff up like you're scared of me when it's so obvios how much you like it when I rub your little head?

Is Sasquatch an animal, human ?????

You can talk to animals. What's stopping you? Don't think they gonna answer back in English though. The key is to understand what they want and that they got a personality just like humans. To key is to observe them and get to know them and you can figure out what they want , what their likes and dislikes and how they signal about various things.

After a while you will be able to read their minds and understand them without having them saying a word.

what is it girl? Is Timmy in the well? Wait a minute... who the heck is Timmy and why was he playing by the well to begin with?

Lassie shoved him in!

HA HA!

"Make your own gravy" ...

IF?

everyone doesn't ?


I do all the time. I tell them to quit acting like animals

Thats a good one

no you can't have my jerky, Please go away.

what do you mean "if"?


i talk to the animals. whether or not they understand or want to listen is a different story.



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true. u do look like u would fit in, I bet they'd listen to ya

nope, they run just like the women do.


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I keep telling my cockatiel to quit trying to pick up the women that come over. He keeps asking them " wanna f*&$?