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Topic: The best way to escape a boring date...
sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 05/26/10 05:51 PM
jump off a bridge?

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 05/26/10 05:54 PM
"I'm sorry. I know we have been speaking for thrity minutes, but upon reflection, I have deduced that I am gay. It just hit me. I rather do apologize sir/mam. But I must go and explore this new fascinating revelation about me. Ta-ta!" ^no

RD2112 Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 565	Wed 05/26/10 05:57 PM
"I'm sorry. I know we have been speaking for thrity minutes, but upon reflection, I have deduced that I am gay. It just hit me. I rather do apologize sir/mam. But I must go and explore this new fascinating revelation about me. Ta-ta!" what if 'she' removes her dog collar, revealing a large adam's apple, grabs ur wrist with a mechanics grip and says' it ok babe, my name is really Tim and i repair transmissions".

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Wed 05/26/10 06:00 PM
"I'm sorry. I know we have been speaking for thrity minutes, but upon reflection, I have deduced that I am gay. It just hit me. I rather do apologize sir/mam. But I must go and explore this new fascinating revelation about me. Ta-ta!" what if 'she' removes her dog collar, revealing a large adam's apple, grabs ur wrist with a mechanics grip and says' it ok babe, my name is really Tim and i repair transmissions".

trunner69 Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 762	Wed 05/26/10 06:01 PM
RUN!!!!!!!!

ShadowShaker Joined Sun 05/23/10 Posts: 80	Wed 05/26/10 06:01 PM
Honesty is always the best policy. Politely let them know that you simply do not feel the "spark" that you were looking for. This way they understand that it is over. They don't keep calling trying to go out with you again and in the end, it is much less hurtful then if you lied. I assure you, we all would make someone else miserable and I tend to think we all understand that. It wouldn't hurt my feelings if a date stated that she just wasn't into me, after all, that is what the date is about isn't it? to find out if you are compatable with the other person?

trunner69 Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 762	Wed 05/26/10 06:02 PM
jump off a bridge?SHOULD THAT NOT BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND...TELL THEM TO JUMP OFFFF

RD2112 Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 565	Wed 05/26/10 06:06 PM
jump up on the table, make a huge scene by howling and slinging things AROOOOOOOO!......if he or she stays then take em to a motel room. u r gonna have some fun fo-sho! leave a five dollar bill with a thank you note. they will never call again.

trunner69 Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 762	Wed 05/26/10 06:09 PM
jump up on the table, make a huge scene by howling and slinging things AROOOOOOOO!......if he or she stays then take em to a motel room. u r gonna have some fun fo-sho! leave a five dollar bill with a thank you note. they will never call again. YA THAT WOULD PROBABLY DO IT DRIVER

RD2112 Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 565	Wed 05/26/10 06:10 PM
stand up an pee yourself.....might work

trunner69 Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 762	Wed 05/26/10 06:12 PM
stand up an pee yourself.....might work HHHMMM THAT DEPENDS IS HE IS INTO GOLDEN SHOWERS.....HE MIGHT FALL IN LOVE

RD2112 Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 565	Wed 05/26/10 06:15 PM
ok then, let a big ole butt cheek flappin toot out. if they stay then, u have already been as rude as possible, just laugh and leave.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 05/26/10 07:46 PM
"I'm sorry. I know we have been speaking for thrity minutes, but upon reflection, I have deduced that I am gay. It just hit me. I rather do apologize sir/mam. But I must go and explore this new fascinating revelation about me. Ta-ta!" what if 'she' removes her dog collar, revealing a large adam's apple, grabs ur wrist with a mechanics grip and says' it ok babe, my name is really Tim and i repair transmissions". Oh that's easy. Tell Tim you only are into gay midgets.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 05/26/10 07:49 PM
Hopefully she wasn't expecting serious answers

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 05/26/10 07:52 PM
Dude.....these are all classic answers.

RD2112 Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 565	Wed 05/26/10 07:57 PM
"I'm sorry. I know we have been speaking for thrity minutes, but upon reflection, I have deduced that I am gay. It just hit me. I rather do apologize sir/mam. But I must go and explore this new fascinating revelation about me. Ta-ta!" what if 'she' removes her dog collar, revealing a large adam's apple, grabs ur wrist with a mechanics grip and says' it ok babe, my name is really Tim and i repair transmissions". Oh that's easy. Tell Tim you only are into gay midgets. then Tim takes off his 24" platform stripper high heels

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 05/26/10 07:57 PM
It should be put into a Mingle Dating Guide

RD2112 Joined Tue 08/25/09 Posts: 565	Wed 05/26/10 08:05 PM
It should be put into a Mingle Dating Guide under: "how to date gay midget mechanic transvestites and enjoy it"

Gotfu Joined Tue 04/27/10 Posts: 62	Wed 05/26/10 08:06 PM
just leave

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Wed 05/26/10 08:06 PM Edited by Atlantis75 on Wed 05/26/10 08:07 PM
check your phone and send a text message to your friend "call me in 5 minutes, just do it". 5 Minutes later the phone rings..say this: -Yeah? -Hmmm.. -Oh really? (make faces, shocked, surprised etc) And then get this "I gotta go face", and tell him "Hey listen, I gotta go to my friend, it's an emergency, I'm sorry to cut this off short, but I need to calm him (or her) down, because she (or he) just broken up and having a nervous breakdown". And leave. Anyone else needs other alternative ways to get out of a date, let me know.