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      Repeat after me.
 "bye bye, I have to go now". | |
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      sneak off to the bathroom an then just keep walking out the door 
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      "I can see into the future, and a giant baboon is going to kill you if we ever see each other again."
 No, really, it's true. | |
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| "I can see into the future, and a giant baboon is going to kill you if we ever see each other again." No, really, it's true. This. Win. It does.   | |
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      Say 'Wait here ... I'll be right back' and leave ... seriously ... 'course, you DO know I'd never do this, but since you're askin' for 'ways out' ... 
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      Just politely excuse yourself.
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      Well, geez.
 (1) Don't date a bore. (2) Finish what you start. (3) Learn. | |
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| Well, geez. (1) Don't date a bore. (2) Finish what you start. (3) Learn. I agree. I also thought of telling the date you are really married to a jealous mob boss   | |
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      My husband would say have someone call  you and say you are going to work.  Pffft!
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      I've had several. I just make the best of it.
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      Set it up so a friend calls you during your date. if it not going well pretend you need to help a friend in need and you have to go.
 Then again you can just say, I am tired and have to get up early in the morning. DO NOT SAY I AM BOARD TAKE ME HOME! Guys take that as a flag signal for "Hey baby, me so horney!" DON'T GO THERE! Then there is the old reliable, call a friend to pick you up and tell your date it was real but you don't see anything going anywhere with you so ~good bye~! (Like how I added little waves???~~~~~~)   Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind! | |
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      don't let it become boring...Think of topics to keep conversation going and maybe suggest another hot-spot to go to.
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      "I'm sorry. I know we have been speaking for thrity minutes, but upon reflection, I have deduced that I am gay. It just hit me. I rather do apologize sir/mam. But I must go and explore this new fascinating revelation about me. Ta-ta!"
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      Very simple asked to be excused to the bathroom call a friend and have them call ya back in like 10 minutes tell then tell your date something came up and ya have to go..... make up and excuse ... 
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      I just start telling Jokes and laughing at myself and then they usually get up and leave.    | |
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      Chainsaw
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      First date I always mention how I'm on call at work 24/7 (which I am) and it somtimes comes in handy as a built in exit excuse.
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      Just say you're tired or not feeling well and that you need to go home. Easy enough and mostly true.  Tired - of being on this date, not feeling well - well, just not feeling it is more like it    | |
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      If your date is boring and you have no interest in this person,  Just nicely say thank for the date but, I need to be going now and end it...And say Thank You again..
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