entertain me?
tell me a story or something.
ha.

once upon a time...please insert a coin to continue

once upon a time...please insert a coin to continue

When I was a young boy I learned to pogo stick. I used to pogo stick around the neighborhood all the time. People just usually pointed and stared.........

crap im out of tokens and out of money.....oh well have fun people and im going home..

Once upon a time There was a girl who couldn't sleep.
She roamed around the Earth for years and years without a wink.
One day She saw a flower growing next to a pond.
It was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen.
As she reached down to pick it and take it with her, she heard a voice.
"Stop! What are you planning to do with me?"
Because she was so tired, she thought nothing of a flower speaking to her and replied:
"I was going to pick you and take you with me."
"Where are you going? you look very tired."
"I am, I can't even remember what sleep feels like."
"Well lie down and close your eyes and see what happens."
She did as she was told and immediately fell asleep.
When she woke up, the flower was gone.
She tried to find the pond, but it was gone.
Not a hint of the world she knew remained.
All she saw was white, everywhere.
It was so bright she almost couldn't see.

I don't know how to end this...so I'm going to give you a moral:

If you sleep too long...it'll snow on you.

i have a belly button

I once found a talking frog while on a fishing trip. He told me he could grant me a wish of a beautiful woman. I grabbed the frog and stuffed him in my pocket. In a muffled voice I heard "What about your wish of a beautiful woman". I pulled him out of my pocket and told him that at my age it is way cooler to have a talking frog.......

That was awesome!

U NEED SOME DICK

that's showing a lot of tact

There was this sleeping pill called Lunesta...and it went 'woo, woo, all the way home.'

very good, banana lover...

drink some vodka its make me tired already

I can feel it burn =)

best story award goes to hannah.
(:
ha.
and lunesta?
I say no to drugs.

What do I win?

Drugs are great, why would you say no to them?

Once upon a time there was a Bear and a Rabbit taking a dump in the woods and the Bear turned to the Rabbit and said.......