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      where life seems like it is the biggest joke ever told and your just waiting for the punchline???????
     
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      No, but I have had days when the punchline wasn't really all that funny.
     
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      you mean it isn't????   
    
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      Oh yeah!! If you need someone to talk to I am just a call or text away sweetheart. 
    
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     Oh yeah!! If you need someone to talk to I am just a call or text away sweetheart.   
  
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      Ain't no thang but a chicken wang...Pull up the straps, it is a screaming spiraling death roll from here on out...... 
        
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      Yep today was one of those days--big time!!!
     
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     Yep today was one of those days--big time!!!   
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     where life seems like it is the biggest joke ever told and your just waiting for the punchline??????? Shoot, I thought that was a normal day!!!  | 
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      im normaly very positive but things creep up on you sometimes....and for no reason...so i wait...anyone know the punchline .....fill me in would ya..
     
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     anyone know the punchline .....fill me in would ya.. yeah, but you wouldn't believe me...   
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      Some days the dog bites you, and some days....you bite the dog......
 
  The dog is nawing on me hard today  | 
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     anyone know the punchline .....fill me in would ya.. yeah, but you wouldn't believe me...   
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      The punchline is, "'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.'"
 
  - Bill Hicks  | 
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       ... All space, time and matter is folded like a sandwich simultaneously occurring, just different parts of the bite being experienced as separate ... 
   ... Kurt Vonnegut: 
There is no way to stop him pulling the trigger ... ... He's always been pulling the trigger, he always will be pulling the trigger ...  | 
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      I never get the punchline so I make up my own  
    
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      my species disappoints me.
     
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      well not my entire species that would be an unfair generalization.....just most....
     
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     well not my entire species that would be an unfair generalization.....just most.... I'm sorry to hear that   
good thing I'm a species of my own   
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     well not my entire species that would be an unfair generalization.....just most.... I'm sorry to hear that   
good thing I'm a species of my own   
  
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  ... All space, time and matter is folded like a sandwich simultaneously occurring, just different parts of the bite being experienced as separate ... 
  ... Kurt Vonnegut: