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Sometimes I get jealous of people that txt constantly...
not really jealous so much as...what on earth could they be saying? <nosy |
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Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear Jurrasic Park? |
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Objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear Jurrasic Park? No, it says that on my car mirror....... |
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daggum...
It also does that bit when the dinosaur is chasing them and they look in the mirror...and it says that... It's my favourite part of the movie <<<is going to stop now. |
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how does the swallow have babies???
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How come bugs don't scream when you kill them?
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you think tigger would ever felt the urge to eat piglet?
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you think tigger would ever felt the urge to eat piglet? Probably explains why he was always bouncing around, supressed urges leading to hyperactivity |
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I think I am trapped in a jellyfish floating in a sea of bubble gum and taffy!
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Dolphins: one of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No! But they *wish* they did. That's how smart they are!
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One of the dolphins I swam with in Cancun tried to steal my shorts and I was wearing them! I think they have a severe clothes fetish actually?
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I am starving...why did I miss lunch?
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The benefits of having a Norwegian Mother: No one can clean the way I can!
Downside: I'd already learned to LOATHE cleaning by the age of 11 ... I need a house husband ... That'll be tricky since I'll NEVER marry ... That's why I only need a great maid ... ... To just go away when done ... |
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I'm missing the four seasons, the way it was some years ago. It will be a very long time before it's that way again.
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This part broke on my bike (carburetor inlet rubber boots):
I made an offer on ebay for another one..I wonder if the owner lets 4 dollars go from it. |
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Business is booming, said the explosives factory worker.
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... KABOOM!!! ... To the Moon, Alice, I mean, Mike, to the Moon ...
Hey, better than the Gas Pipe, Edith ... |
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is tarzan vegetarian?
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It has it's ups and downs said the yo-yo salesman.
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That scene from 'Pet Semetary II' where they bury that cop, then he comes back to life and is standing in the window while his stepson sleeps is creepy as hell.
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