Auction off The person above you, describe their best features and see what you can get for them! As soon as that person is sold they auction off whoever won them!

this beautiful mommy here is a catch she has the body the legs the smile she is all around hot but wait ladies and gentlemen she not only has the looks she has a mind as well. How can you pass up this witty sweet sarcastic all around funny lady! Honestly I dont know why I am trying so hard she is loved by all on this site so she will sell very fast so make your bid now!

Take a look at CHeeky ladies and gentleman! aside from being astoundingly gorgeous, she has wit and personality to boot! Don't let this one get away! She' ll leave you laughing, and she'll always have your back!

why do I have to auction them off? Can't I just buy them myself?

Step right up Ladies & Gentleman, Boys & Girls, here we have a 100% "Made in the USA" fine American of the Male persuasion.. hes back from active duty & the next thing you know he could be performing his duty for you ladies. Place your bids Ladies, look at this rear! so hard you can bounce a quarter off of it, thats right no ground round here! Pure Rump Roast! Millions of dollars go into the making of just ONE of these! but you can have him for the very very low bid of 5$ just 5$ and you can take him home with you to perform whatever your carnal desire lusts after.. get him now while hes Hot Hot Hot! (how was that?)

I'll bid $5!!!

SOLD! (Bid Is closed)

no no no Imissed the bidding for josh=( Iwould have bid like gazabillion

I got a gazillion for the whole page!!

ok ladies look at this fine piece of man here! you cannot pass him up. he is so tall you can spend all day climbing him and he is gentle and kinky all in one. Tyler has it all the HEART the very hot looks as well as the bit of bad boy ( which all girls love). he has many other ASSets as well. I think on this one I will start the bidding at 5million. HE IS A KEEPER AND like no guy you will ever meet

I bid one trillion! hes my new partner in crime.

ok who is going to buy me!! dont leave me in here.ill put a pretty bow on

Cheeky between me and Josh...we have 342.1 trillion to get u

ok hurry up so no one else does=)

I bid 342.1 trillion!!!

DANGIT!!!!!!!!

I only have 341.9 Trillion!!!!!!!

I got two quarters, a dime, and three....no wait, that one's Canadian....two pennies.....and half a pack of gum and a funky green pen.......

Is that enough for me to buy TheCaptain???

I have the keys to a Schwans truck in my pocket.

Can I use them to bid on Eileen???

Hmm well ladies or gents here we have a prime side of beef. A real macho man, and if you get tired holding onto his fishin pole, you can always reach up for the handle bars/. Start the bidding at 10000 yen

Cheeky, $500 and a weekend you'll never forget. Top Floor of the MGM Grand and 2 1/2 nights of ecstasy. Viva Las Vegas, Baby!