Nancy: I'm not just a dumb blonde, you know.

Annie: Who says you're a blonde?

- Bloody Pit Of Horror

Cornelius: "By the time the plague was contained, man was without pets. Of course, for man this was intolerable. I mean, he might kill his brother, but he could not kill his dog!"

- Escape From The Planet Of The Apes

I love this one! Probably seen Jaws 50 times.

Lt. Anderson, one of my friends seems to have run into a bit of trouble... and lost her face.

- The Gore Gore Girls

Detective Larry: "I talked to the manager of the drive in, his name is Austin Johnson, and you're really gonna like him. He's what you'd call your perfect azzhole."

- Drive-In Massacre

Detective Mike: "We have a witness, who saw you crawl out of your car and over to the victim's car, what were you doing? Pissing on the hubcaps?"

Orville: "I just wanted to beat my meat!"

- Drive-In Massacre

Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? Fall head over heels. I say find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love - well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.

-William Parrish (Anthony Hopkins) from Meet Joe Black

I wonder who the real cannibals are.

- Cannibal Holocaust

Sylvia: He's not drunk, stupid. He's been doped!

Pete: Huh?

Sylvia: With that stuff that they call LSD. The whole bunch take it.

Pete: What does it do, that L-whatever you call it?

Sylvia: Boy, you really don't know anything. Well, it makes a person crazy.

Pete: Wow! Is that what *they've* done to Grampaw?

- I Drink Your Blood

Tuco: "There are two kinds of spurs my friend: those that come in by the door, (crosses self) and those that come in by the window."



- The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

Igor: "I remember what me old father used to say at times like these."

Dr. Frankenstein: "Oh really? What was that?"

Igor: "What are you doing in the bathroom all day and night?!? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?!?"


Marty Feldman (Igor) and Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) in "Young Frankenstein"

Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those, and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most popular with the movie going public, the producers of this motion picture have asked me to take this opportunity to say "F--- you."

- Student Bodies

Caesar: "Where there is fire, there is smoke. And in that smoke, from this day forward, my people will crouch and conspire and plot and plan for the inevitable day of Man's downfall - the day when he finally and self-destructively turns his weapons against his own kind. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! When the sea is a dead sea, and the land is a wasteland out of which I will lead my people from their captivity! And we will build our own cities in which there will be no place for humans except to serve our ends! And we shall found our own armies, our own religion, our own dynasty! And that day is upon you... now!"

- Conquest Of The Planet Of The Apes

Freeman Lowell: "It calls back a time when there were flowers all over the Earth... and there were valleys. And there were plains of tall green grass that you could lie down in - you could go to sleep in. And there were blue skies, and there was fresh air... and there were things growing all over the place, not just in some domed enclosures blasted some millions of miles out in to space."

- Silent Running

Holmes: It wasn't YOU he tried to kill!

Watson: Think man, think... Who was SUPPOSED to be in that room?

Holmes: That's right! You were!

Watson: Moriarty knows... I'm am the only match for his evil genius.

Holmes: You mean he's not trying to kill me?

Watson: Of course not. He knows you're an idiot.

Holmes: Oh, thank God.

- Without A Clue

That's funny

You've just been erased!

-Eraser

To girls with big ****!

~ Bachelor Party

Rose in Titanic....

I'd rather be his whore than your wife! (ouch)

From The Ref...Judy Davis and Kevin Spacey

Judy Davis: I'd rather be a truck stop diner waitress wearing pineapple earrings than be married to a courpe...

Kevin Spacey : Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me..the courpse still has the floor...