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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED | |
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For stealing toys from the childrens orphanage.
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For stalking David Coverdale.
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For tripping blind people on the sidewalk!
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For throwing peach pits and putting peoples eyes out.
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For trying to put really apples in others apple jack cereal
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For putting real jacks in people's Apple Jacks.
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for dropping eggs off the overpass
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for throwing eggs back at ujg
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For even mentioning my bfs name!
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For out-rocking everyone |
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For stealing rocking chairs at the nursing home.
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For stealing the neighbors puppy!
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Cause she was walkin around in her g-string
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because she was naked n went to the wrong beach
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Because shes a biotch!
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because she killed her kids
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Because her breath could kill a whole state!
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because her momma should have had the man wear a condom be4 they made her
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Because she was trying to sell her used crusty granny panties on EBay!
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Because she is a double spy for Coca Cola and Exxon.
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