Topic: 101 things to do with a dead pope | |
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Stuff him full of candy and beat him with a stick.
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Edited by
Ryvienna
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Tue 03/23/10 03:21 PM
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Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts. OMG!!!!@!! THAT WAS EPIC!! |
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make him into soft drinks and call him can of pope
stretch him out and use him for a surfboard make a new movie, "a weekend at popes" |
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Strand him on an island with 6 other castaways.
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Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts. OMG!!!!@!! THAT WAS EPIC!! Just doing my job, ma'am.... |
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Take him to Vegas with a stationary set and a wash bag just so you can say you eloped with the pope with soap and an envelope
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Transplant his face onto Stevie Wonder's and enter him into American Idol
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Take him to an Irish boys school and use him for a wicket on a cricket pitch.
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Is pope poop holy chitt in Rome?
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put him in the freezer and make popecicles
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sell pieces of him on E-bay
the Jesus potato chip, and the Mary toast went for a fortune..... |
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ha...froma 60 year old virgin.....
listen dude with parrot, i don't need virginal advice from the pope. i would stuff him, and put him on my fireplace before i took his words on sex. so there. he doesn't know what he is doing either. |
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cum on his face
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Edited by
GrayJohnDown
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Tue 03/23/10 05:43 PM
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Play strip poker with him
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ha...froma 60 year old virgin..... listen dude with parrot, i don't need virginal advice from the pope. i would stuff him, and put him on my fireplace before i took his words on sex. so there. he doesn't know what he is doing either. Talk to me like that again and i will cut off the popes head and leave it in your bed. |
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cum on his face I was only really looking for the non obvious things to do with him. This one is a given. |
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Edited by
lonetar25
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Tue 03/23/10 06:39 PM
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cut him open, fill him with C4 and send him to dan99`s house
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okay dude with a parrot. that is just exactly what i would like to find in my bed. a dead head.
however, u and ur parrot will have 2 crawl over my pitbull 2 do this dastardly deed. |
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Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts. god i love puns. |
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Cram him full of strawberry filling, add some frosting, and make Pope-Tarts. god i love puns. Me too. They're actually very pope-ular. |
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