"Are condoms considered weapons?"

"Depends on who you ask!"

I guess with 2000 years of humanity kicking about and only the passed say....50 years of sexually (I won't say suggestive because they certainly don't 'suggest' anything) driven media and constantly telling men and women what we want to make MONEY doesn't strike you as odd.

Sure sex has been used for political, financial gains as well nobility but nowadays it seems no one cares about anything but money. And what kind of mark is that leaving for our future to see?

sunny i have no idea what you`re trying to say


and now im just trying to think of a reply that will make you want to have sex with me

Put a picture on your profile of you bathing nude in a swimming pool full of money!

That's ok...I'm not stoned enough for either of those things. Yet

Basically what I'm trying to say is, is Caesar had kept his wang in check he wouldn't have gotten gonorrhoea and stabbed by a bunch of pissed off husbands...and we'd all still speak Latin

Mmm dirty naked man in dirty naked money. But it has to be paper money...and CDN or GBP only!

um, nope still confused as to what that has to do with what i said

but hey, im sure your right

Which Caesar????? Most of them were total freaks! Gaius Calligula was not the most warped of them all, just the most famous!

Lets put this in proper perspective, if men kept their dicky doos out of sheep we would not have Syphillus. Then again women can do animals as well and the web is full of some really perverted and I mean over the top porn sites. How a woman can (Honk) a horse is WAY past me. That is a woman us men refer to as being so loose all you can do is rub along one side of her cooter to get off.

Face it, we are just all f*cked up when it comes to sex. Hang meat in front of a hungry dog and we snap at it. Had Rome not have been steeped so deeply in its own decadence and not built an Empire based on Exploitation (slavery) we would still be speaking Latin and the world would be a less messed up place. Rome fell apart for the same reasons we are as a nation falling apart. Rome was never truly conquered. They became the Roman Catholic Church. Now how messed up is that?

...why is everyone yelling at me...


Ok it was a joke no one gets...pfft

well *** you pekachu

dont pick on me just because im stupid

if you arent going to take the thread seriously, then at least let me know, i thought id gone more stupider than an ice cream cone with a craveing for southern fried chicken.

saussages have feelings too you know

Now I have no idea what you're talking about.

My point about Ceasar was just that in today's society he would considered a total stud because he would have had condoms and penicillin and lived to be Donald Trump. But how realistic is that really?

THIS IS ME YELLING!!!

This is my normal voice.

this is my voice after a 12 pack of Grolsh Beer: Brrrrrpppbt, fleck blith buurp! @%*& ^*%@ Under arm deoderant Bleck firrrrbt!

I don't know about that... but I've heard that you can get phone service for just 1.70 a month with MAGICJACK

Who is a fruit?

That's funny right thar!!

Good to know I wasn't the only one that was figuring a few things here to be quite odd.

You had me at Afterbirth

this is so fun....

It's called a "volunteer high" and it's a chemical release that makes them feel good. It's still essentially personal gain.

Well, considering a virgin used to mean a female who had not had a child, I'm a virgin and will be till I die! LOLLOL!

Me too!!! Eternal virginity, I love it.