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in an email or IM. What made you respond right away? What made you laugh? What made you cringe and not respond?
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in an email or IM. What made you respond right away? What made you laugh? What made you cringe and not respond? Any question or statement that lets me know someone actually READ my posts or my profile is an EXCELLENT ice breaker with me. Any question or statement involving 'slang' or mention of sexual interests or body parts is an IMMEDIATE turn off... |
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Just this morning I got an email that said something along the lines of "you're not that pretty, but I'm bored, so can we chat?"
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Just this morning I got an email that said something along the lines of "you're not that pretty, but I'm bored, so can we chat?"
seriously? How untrue and tacky,,,,,,, |
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Just this morning I got an email that said something along the lines of "you're not that pretty, but I'm bored, so can we chat?"
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Yep, seriously!
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I mean...what was he thinkin'?.....
Some people just flat-suck!!!! |
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I mean...what was he thinkin'?.....
Some people just flat-suck!!!! Only if she says it is ok first ;-) |
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No...no...NOT cool!
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Just this morning I got an email that said something along the lines of "you're not that pretty, but I'm bored, so can we chat?"
And you responded with "Bite me! And Hell to the No!" Right? 
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I think I responded with "seriously?"
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No...no...NOT cool! Well in your case you should not have to worry about it sucking then 
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worst opening line..
i saw your profile and wondered where you are from. err..if you Saw my profile,its Listed where im from...sigh. 
" NEXT!! " best opening line well,err,havent gotten one yet...feel free to amaze and surprise me... 
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worst opening line.. i saw your profile and wondered where you are from. err..if you Saw my profile,its Listed where im from...sigh.
" NEXT!! " best opening line well,err,havent gotten one yet...feel free to amaze and surprise me...
haha. That's like those people who say they like your profile, yet can't come up with anything they liked about it. |
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Well DrRob, I was going to send you what I consider to be a good opening line, but your profile indicates I can't due to a birth defect at birth called male-ism. lol.
Well suffice it to say I am glad to have read your profile and even more happy to find out that there really ARE men who believe the same things I do. now if only we could find us a lady who would appreciate everything in us, right? :-D |
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"Hey sexy MILF" in the subject line is an automatic delete..unread.
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"Hey sexy MILF" in the subject line is an automatic delete..unread. thats freakin funny
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"Hey sexy MILF" in the subject line is an automatic delete..unread. you didnt even bother reading my messege?!!! 
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The best email I ever got started off with the following.
"Hi. U look like nice guy. You have big schlong? If so, please RSVP me right way." WTF?????
Now, one that made me respond was, "OMFG! Your profile had me in stitches. I think I love you already. Marry me." Well, I proposed to her, but the damn woman would not accept my bubble gum ring.  
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Worst pick up lines:
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Loved your profile. Hey, do you have any band-aids? ...because I skinned my knees falling for you. I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock! Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. |
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