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"Hey sexy MILF" in the subject line is an automatic delete..unread. Is there such a thing as GILF's, DILF's, SILF's, and BILF's? Always wondered about that. 
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The absolute WORST is, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"....
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Worst pick up lines: I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Loved your profile. Hey, do you have any band-aids? ...because I skinned my knees falling for you. I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock! Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. wow,, so NONE of those worked for you? ..lol (just kidding) |
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Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.................
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Worst pick up lines: I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Loved your profile. Hey, do you have any band-aids? ...because I skinned my knees falling for you. I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock! Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. wow,, so NONE of those worked for you? ..lol (just kidding) LOL... 
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Can I push in yr stool? That one kinda creeps me out.....
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Can I push in yr stool?  
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Can I push in yr stool?
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You stole my heart. That's OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge.
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The guys I answer emails from are the ones I think are hot or I know from the forums (and don't hate) or ones who seem harmless and just want to talk. There's not a magic line that will guarantee a response from me. Once I got an email telling me how hot I was- back when I was stupid enough to post my pics- and did I want to be friends with him? Um, no....I don't think platonic friendships should begin with how hot someone is, but allegedly I'm weird, so whatever....
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"I was just browsing and look what I found. Can I keep you?"
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The absolute WORST is, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"....
I stand corrected. I just saw the worst one. It's actually on a profile. "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" THAT is the worst.  
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one of the worst pick up lines to date had to be do you want to exchange bodily fluids?
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