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Topic: There are NO Dateable Women in Carpinteria Ca.
Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Tue 03/09/10 02:05 PM
Seems like you gotta' move, man!

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Tue 03/09/10 02:07 PM
did i hear magaritas?

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 02:07 PM
Move to West Virginia, tons of dateable women here, if you can get past the ankle length skirts and missing teeth....

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Tue 03/09/10 02:15 PM
Move to West Virginia, tons of dateable women here, if you can get past the ankle length skirts and missing teeth....

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Tue 03/09/10 02:20 PM
i know carpenteria. go down to ventura, or up to santa barbara. and walk on the boardwalk on sundays...... so u have goats not dogs.u can't walk ur goats in SB. learn to roller skate. they skate alot up there in SB. women, that is.

TxsSun Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 14582	Tue 03/09/10 02:23 PM
Nope, we are all in Texas

janeh Joined Wed 03/18/09 Posts: 189	Tue 03/09/10 02:29 PM
Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I have a great receipe for margarita jello shots.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 03/09/10 03:00 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... I will tell you something you might find amazing, possibly even unbelievable. There are no datable women in Illinois, Indianastan, or anywhere within 897,000 miles of me. This has been confirmed by the eHarmony Investigations Unit.

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Tue 03/09/10 03:03 PM Edited by mscherbear on Tue 03/09/10 03:07 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you.

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Tue 03/09/10 03:06 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? I hear ya Cherbear, I think you are infinitely date-able just a question of whether or not your willing

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Tue 03/09/10 03:08 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? I hear ya Cherbear, I think you are infinitely date-able just a question of whether or not your willing Thank you, David

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Tue 03/09/10 06:32 PM
Oxnard, CA is not a bedroom community offshoot of Carpenteria BTW. It has it's own unique style. I can't remember how many people live there now, but it is home to lots of farming people, and more like a neighboring town to LA.

optrigon Joined Mon 01/04/10 Posts: 70	Tue 03/09/10 09:24 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you. Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!!

optrigon Joined Mon 01/04/10 Posts: 70	Tue 03/09/10 09:37 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... I will tell you something you might find amazing, possibly even unbelievable. There are no datable women in Illinois, Indianastan, or anywhere within 897,000 miles of me. This has been confirmed by the eHarmony Investigations Unit. Lex I was here on the day that they made you a Mod, but shure thing is Filipinas, and they are within 50 miles of you, in just about any Hospital... They are contract workers, but if they meet a good guy they can marry you and stay, with american women you have a 12% chance that your relationship will last, But with a good Filipina, your chances are always about 87% of a good life long relationship... So you may want to Shop around...

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Tue 03/09/10 10:05 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you. Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!! I see I failed to get my point across

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Tue 03/09/10 10:07 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you. Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!! I see I failed to get my point across Depends on the point...well, no it doesn't really. But you did manage to entertain his fancy for a bit, and saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

LeighAnna9 Joined Sun 08/16/09 Posts: 5638	Tue 03/09/10 10:08 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you. Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!! I see I failed to get my point across Depends on the point...well, no it doesn't really. But you did manage to entertain his fancy for a bit, and saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico. I like the gecko, he's so cute.

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Tue 03/09/10 10:09 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you. Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!! I see I failed to get my point across Depends on the point...well, no it doesn't really. But you did manage to entertain his fancy for a bit, and saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico. I like the gecko, he's so cute. Me too!

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Tue 03/09/10 10:09 PM
After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you. Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!! I see I failed to get my point across Depends on the point...well, no it doesn't really. But you did manage to entertain his fancy for a bit, and saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico. I like the gecko, he's so cute. But he's a heroin addict...see?

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Tue 03/09/10 10:09 PM
He's English...of course he is cute, ladies love the English accent.