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....anyone got any jokes?
A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol." |
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The priest the other day got a call from the Pope. The Pope told him that god called him and said he was going to come down for a meeting.
The priest said Pope thats great news! The pope says yeah but he wants to meet in salt lake. |
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....anyone got any jokes? A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol." I just noticed your tat. What's it say? |
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Hmm, what a way to introduce yourselves.
 Welcome, newbies, to the wonderful world wide web of dating/finding friends. Hope you find what you are looking for.
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 ... Hey, again, SweetHeart ... 
Hope you'll settle in on The Good Ship Lollipop nicely! ... Find a bunch of pillows, grab a beverage and get comfy ...
Mind the waves, love, 'S gonna get bumpy! I like what AngelArs said today in another thread: "You'll never know what it's like until you walk a mile in another person's shoes ... ...But, at least if they're angry, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!" ... 
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 welcome to the site
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Welcome
Tammy 
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The priest the other day got a call from the Pope. The Pope told him that god called him and said he was going to come down for a meeting. The priest said Pope thats great news! The pope says yeah but he wants to meet in salt lake. Having been born in Salt Lake, I actually got this one :-) 
Hey Dancere, LUV the new pic!!!!!!! |
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....anyone got any jokes? A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol." I just noticed your tat. What's it say? Its Times Like These You Learn To Live Again |
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....anyone got any jokes? A truck driver was driving along on the Motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol." I just noticed your tat. What's it say? Its Times Like These You Learn To Live Again That's cool. And true. 
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