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Chocolate vs sex * You can GET chocolate. * "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. * Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. * You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. * You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. * You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. * If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. * Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. * The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. * You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. * You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. * You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. * With chocolate there's no need to fake it. * Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. * You can have chocolate at any time of the month. * Good chocolate is easy to find. * You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. * You are never too young or too old for chocolate. * When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. * With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good. I'm planning on going to Hershey PA this summer for those very reasons 
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Chocolate vs sex * You can GET chocolate. * "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. * Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. * You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. * You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. * You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. * If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. * Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. * The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. * You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. * You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. * You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. * With chocolate there's no need to fake it. * Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. * You can have chocolate at any time of the month. * Good chocolate is easy to find. * You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. * You are never too young or too old for chocolate. * When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. * With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good. I'm planning on going to Hershey PA this summer for those very reasons
Amen to both! 
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I love chocolate too...but not that dark chit.. 
you don't know what you're missin
That's my answer too!
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Chocolate vs sex * You can GET chocolate. * "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. * Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. * You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. * You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. * You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. * If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. * Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. * The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. * You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates. * You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. * You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. * With chocolate there's no need to fake it. * Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. * You can have chocolate at any time of the month. * Good chocolate is easy to find. * You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. * You are never too young or too old for chocolate. * When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. * With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good. 
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Living only 45 minutes from Hershey, PA and 15 minutes from the Godiva Factory, Chocolate is one of the major food groups here!
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Living only 45 minutes from Hershey, PA and 15 minutes from the Godiva Factory, Chocolate is one of the major food groups here!
Guess that means you must be sweet 
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Edited by
Dancere
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Wed 03/03/10 11:23 AM
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Dark Chocolate is immensely regulating to the female/hormonal life ...
 ... As well as fantastically antioxidant!
Once, at WF's they were dong a taste sampling of a vendor's various chocolates. I counted 23 women milling about the table, waiting for their turn. Among them was one solitary male ...
... I told him he must be very brave and unique, as well as either clever or desperate to put up w/ such a coven ritual of hens!
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I LOVE chocolate when its put on .......
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I LOVE chocolate when its put on .......
Bad Mikey. I get the feeling you are NOT talking about just chocolate here...... 
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I LOVE chocolate when its put on .......
you're such a goose school boy .
I worked pt wkends at a cheese/chocolate avante guarde shop one winter. Was told to put out the delicate chocolates. wrapped so nicely. One for you, one for me. One for you, two for me. hehe. Spent 3/4 of my paycheck every wk bringing home cheese and choc. Choc. covered coffee beans  got me through the winter working for UPS. Had no idea there was that many different types.
HMMMMM. Was hooked after that. DiLady, is the choc, cheaper where you live because of it being made there ? |
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Hey has anyone EVER heard of Ice cream? GEEZ what do U ladies think I am ?
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Hey has anyone EVER heard of Ice cream? GEEZ what do U ladies think I am ? LOL... well we know where there mind was at...
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Hey has anyone EVER heard of Ice cream? GEEZ what do U ladies think I am ?
my HUMBLEST apologies sir, I had you confused with another man on here with similar facial features.   
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Totally....BUSTED.
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Totally....BUSTED.
Careful using that word 'busted'... it will cause some of the natives to start talking about boobies...
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Dark Chocolate is immensely regulating to the female/hormonal life ... ... As well as fantastically antioxidant!
I'm beginning to really suspect that as truth, due to my mood(s). Nothing too serious, yet as example when I said to you the other day about horns. That was totally unlike me, I apologize. |
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Hey has anyone EVER heard of Ice cream? GEEZ what do U ladies think I am ?
my HUMBLEST apologies sir, I had you confused with another man on here with similar facial features.
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Dark Chocolate is immensely regulating to the female/hormonal life ... ... As well as fantastically antioxidant!
I'm beginning to really suspect that as truth, due to my mood(s). Nothing too serious, yet as example when I said to you the other day about horns. That was totally unlike me, I apologize. No harm, no foul ... Thanx for the emails too; we are good, you! ...
...  ... and eat some chocolate NOW, fer Chris' Sake ... 
... Seriously, give something unhealthy up!
Chocolate is so great for you; it is the sugar that is the prob! Get a GREAT cocoa like Droste, Godiva, Pernigotti, Callebaut, Green and Black, Bellagio, Scharffen Berger, Ghiradelli, Navita's and etc. Then make hot chocolate, chocolate milk or soy milk, fudge, fondue sauce, etc. w/ local honey, maple syrup or stevia. DON'T give up a health food ... 
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just love a nice chunk of dark right out of the frige.. or a square of dark dove slowly metlting in my mouth..
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