Topic: Unusually Blunt - part 3 | |
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Yes. It looked weird.
Have you ever shaved your eyebrows? |
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No. However, the hockey team at my college did and they looked wierd for several weeks.....
Have you ever picked a wedgie out in public with no shame? |
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A man`s gotta do what a man`s gotta do.
Have you ever had to pick a wedgie out in public? |
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Yes sir, I have. I hope nobody noticed.
Have you ever worn a dress? |
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Yes
I looked pretty spectacular too. Have you ever worn a girdle? |
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No, no girdle. You actually wore a dress!
What was your very best Halloween costume ever? |
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My panty sniffing wino costume.
What was your best halloween costume? |
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I never had one, I don't celebrate Halloween.
Ever notice how sneaky the police are in small towns? |
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Yep. Just as sneaky as they are in larger towns too.
Do you think some police are on the take? |
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Yup about 50% of them.
Do you know any crooked cops? |
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No.
Does it seem like I lead a "sheltered" life? |
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I don't think so
Have you? |
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I haven't.
Ever got all fluttery just 'cause someone sent you an email? |
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no
Ever pee your pants while driving? |
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Yes
Ever "feel" yourself while driving? |
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All the time
Do you watch that Shark Tank show? |
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No.
Do you watch the Lifetime Movie Network? |
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I don't watch much TV anymore, I don't have cable either.
Do you watch shows/movies online? |
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No, but I should-heard it's pretty cool!
Are you still hungry? |
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No, I wish I didn't eat so much though.
Don't you hate when that happens? |
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