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| Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 5 | |
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Happy Valentines Day..everyone
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Happy Valentines Day..everyone 
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The kissing cow is looking kind of preggers and has been seen smooching Handy! Hmmmmmmm. I just realized we do not have a name for Hot Lips' cow! This is so wrong. We could have a name the kissing cow contest or we could just pick a pretty name for her ... like Vivian. Are you calling me a COW???: 
HUMMMM? Been awhile since I 'hog tied' anyone...but I'll see if I can remember how 
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The kissing cow is looking kind of preggers and has been seen smooching Handy! Hmmmmmmm. I just realized we do not have a name for Hot Lips' cow! This is so wrong. We could have a name the kissing cow contest or we could just pick a pretty name for her ... like Vivian. Are you calling me a COW???:
HUMMMM? Been awhile since I 'hog tied' anyone...but I'll see if I can remember how
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The kissing cow is looking kind of preggers and has been seen smooching Handy! Hmmmmmmm. I just realized we do not have a name for Hot Lips' cow! This is so wrong. We could have a name the kissing cow contest or we could just pick a pretty name for her ... like Vivian. Are you calling me a COW???:
HUMMMM? Been awhile since I 'hog tied' anyone...but I'll see if I can remember how
 I'm all ready and waiting!
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HUMMMM? Been awhile since I 'hog tied' anyone...but I'll see if I can remember how
Hot Lips! I see you managed to pick the straw out of your ummm..."clothing" this morning. How was the hot night in the barn? |
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The kissing cow is looking kind of preggers and has been seen smooching Handy! Hmmmmmmm. I just realized we do not have a name for Hot Lips' cow! This is so wrong. We could have a name the kissing cow contest or we could just pick a pretty name for her ... like Vivian. Are you calling me a COW???:
HUMMMM? Been awhile since I 'hog tied' anyone...but I'll see if I can remember how
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HUMMMM? Been awhile since I 'hog tied' anyone...but I'll see if I can remember how
Hot Lips! I see you managed to pick the straw out of your ummm..."clothing" this morning. How was the hot night in the barn? Hey! I can't tell that in public!  
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HUMMMM? Been awhile since I 'hog tied' anyone...but I'll see if I can remember how
Hot Lips! I see you managed to pick the straw out of your ummm..."clothing" this morning. How was the hot night in the barn? Hey! I can't tell that in public!
We won't tell anyone.!!! |
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Of course, by not telling she just gives us carte blanche to make up our own version of the story...
REALLY??? Do you really want to go there, Vivian? |
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Of course, by not telling she just gives us carte blanche to make up our own version of the story... REALLY??? Do you really want to go there, Vivian? Well I'm sure YOUR version will be much "BETTER than Mine!
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Edited by
galendgirl
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Sun 02/14/10 01:02 PM
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Oh never mind...we don't have to make up ANYTHING because it's already hit the news!
AP Top News at 2:51 p.m. Texas Time Beeville, TX Investigators at the Valentine's Day barn fire, still burning out of control at a ranch near Beeville, TX have determined that arson was not the cause of the blaze. They have not ruled out the possibility of spontaneous combustion fueled by overheated tamales and a pair of insanely Hot Lips. Further investigation is underway. 
(No animals were harmed during the making of this newsreel...) |
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Oh never mind...we don't have to make up ANYTHING because it's already hit the news! AP Top News at 2:51 p.m. Texas Time Beeville, TX Investigators at the Valentine's Day barn fire, still burning out of control at a ranch near Beeville, TX have determined that arson was not the cause of the blaze. They have not ruled out the possibility of spontaneous combustion fueled by overheated tamales and a pair of insanely Hot Lips. Further investigation is underway.
(No animals were harmed during the making of this newsreel...) 
Told ya!...Darn, I hope the boss paid her insurance premium! 
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Well if Luscious is preggers and Handy has been busy .... I wonder what Luscious' love child would look like with those lovely Hot Lips genes to work with? 
Oh my! I love her! My little love filly!
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Fox News Break 3:12pm Texas Time
The infamous "Hot Lips Ranch" suspected by the FBI for performing genetic experimentation mixing animal genes with those of the Ranch Manager, Hot Lips Houlihan and just been exposed at a ranch fire which started under suspicious circumstances. The pregnant cow "Luscious" has just given birth under heat stress to the following baby... 
Luscious is doing well and kissed the cameraman.
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Edited by
galendgirl
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Sun 02/14/10 04:11 PM
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My! What an "interesting" baby! Congratulations Hot Lips! Congratulations Handy! And just think! Now the neighbor kid will have a playmate. People have shunned this poor baby for years - rumor has it that there was a super-hot other woman who served as surrogate mother but no one has been able to prove it. It's been all the talk around Beeville, though! (I do have my suspicions!) 
Resemble anyone you know? |
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Is this island starting to look like the circus?
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Looks to me like that friend of Lil Kitty has been expermenting in the lab...
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Is this island starting to look like the circus?
How is everyone doing tonight? Metal are feeling a little better? 
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