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See my friend over there? He's too shy to ask for your number.
He's gonna need to call to know where to pick me up in the morning. |
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I swear this one is no joke....after being hit on I have told prospective wooers..."Look, I aint gonna love you"
I have heard this response on three seperate occassions..."Could we just f**k?" For some reason....I just can't say no to that line. I am soooo weak. |
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I swear this one is no joke....after being hit on I have told prospective wooers..."Look, I aint gonna love you" I have heard this response on three seperate occassions..."Could we just f**k?" For some reason....I just can't say no to that line. I am soooo weak. well????? 
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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That's a sort of shock and awe opener. Usually they'll look at each other with big smiles and gaping mouths for a second and I'll follow it up pretty quickly. Before they can say anything. Ahh I see. Live and learn. You are right though. If they Have a sense of humor, they will get you :-) If they don't..well then you know. I'm liking it. I do remember one time, a first date. He said, as we were getting into the car. "Would you like sex before we go or after we get back?" I was laughing so hard I think I did not answer. Tis the humor, ya? It is its own opener. |
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
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I swear this one is no joke....after being hit on I have told prospective wooers..."Look, I aint gonna love you" I have heard this response on three seperate occassions..."Could we just f**k?" For some reason....I just can't say no to that line. I am soooo weak. well?????
Absolutely! |
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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I swear this one is no joke....after being hit on I have told prospective wooers..."Look, I aint gonna love you" I have heard this response on three seperate occassions..."Could we just f**k?" For some reason....I just can't say no to that line. I am soooo weak. well?????
Yeah. Well? |
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. hahahahahahaha |
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if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me??
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those are nice pants, do you think i could talk you outta them??
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