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...so suck a Dick and save a smile Actually you'd have two smiles, as I think the guy getting sucked would be smiling too 
Well, I am complimented on my smile quite often...  
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By following the The American Dental Associations recommendation of using what's best to cut plaque?
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This has to be one of my favorite threads!
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This has to be one of my favorite threads!
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This has to be one of my favorite threads! There needs to be a thread about the health benefits of cunnilingus. Not that I need a reason... just say'in...
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This has to be one of my favorite threads! There needs to be a thread about the health benefits of cunnilingus. Not that I need a reason... just say'in...
Oh..I think we all already know the health benefits to that....
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Edited by
AngelArs
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Sat 02/06/10 08:01 PM
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Well it brings joy to the heart, that's for sure, so I guess it could be called "heart smart" and help to prevent heart attacks.... or cause them, depending on how good the person was performing it
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Well it brings joy to the heart, that's for sure, so I guess it could be called "heart smart" and help to prevent heart attacks.... or cause them, depending on how good the person was performing it
So start a study... |
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... would love to....
Until I'm 'in a position' to do that, here are some tips on the proper usage of the tongue: 1. The tongue must be relaxed. Pointed tongues are too harsh and in fact desensitize. Use the whole face and do not be hesitant with the tongue. The chin rubbing on the vagina opening increases pleasure. 2. The licks must be smooth, steady, slow and rhythmic. Don’t attack the clitoris directly or make varied movements, like tongue flicks or kisses. Work rather around the clitoral area in solid motion or in circles. 3. Be vocal. Send her, while accomplishing your job, information like “I love you” or “You taste good.” Some women enjoy growling, humming and moaning during the cunnilingus. But do not emit sucking noises! Compliment her on her genitalia look. This will boost her overall sexual confidence. 4. Slip small pieces of ice around the clitoris and into the vaginal opening. The cold tongue also increases the sensation. 5. Detect her hot spot, stay there and finish the job! If she’s moaning louder, this does not mean you have to change rhythm or technique. That means she is enjoying just what you’ve been doing! 6. Let her guide you. Each woman is a different universe. Some women like to be played meanwhile with the tip of the finger in the vagina opening, some not. 7. Use the nose too! The feeling of the breath can have amazing effects. 8. Don’t drool and don’t shake your face, that’s unpleasant! 9. Be patient. Only in porn movies do women have orgasm in 1-2 minutes. 10. Enjoy it! Woman’s pleasure is higher if the man is enjoying it as well! |
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... would love to.... Until I'm 'in a position' to do that, here are some tips on the proper usage of the tongue: 1. The tongue must be relaxed. Pointed tongues are too harsh and in fact desensitize. Use the whole face and do not be hesitant with the tongue. The chin rubbing on the vagina opening increases pleasure. 2. The licks must be smooth, steady, slow and rhythmic. Don’t attack the clitoris directly or make varied movements, like tongue flicks or kisses. Work rather around the clitoral area in solid motion or in circles. 3. Be vocal. Send her, while accomplishing your job, information like “I love you” or “You taste good.” Some women enjoy growling, humming and moaning during the cunnilingus. But do not emit sucking noises! Compliment her on her genitalia look. This will boost her overall sexual confidence. 4. Slip small pieces of ice around the clitoris and into the vaginal opening. The cold tongue also increases the sensation. 5. Detect her hot spot, stay there and finish the job! If she’s moaning louder, this does not mean you have to change rhythm or technique. That means she is enjoying just what you’ve been doing! 6. Let her guide you. Each woman is a different universe. Some women like to be played meanwhile with the tip of the finger in the vagina opening, some not. 7. Use the nose too! The feeling of the breath can have amazing effects. 8. Don’t drool and don’t shake your face, that’s unpleasant! 9. Be patient. Only in porn movies do women have orgasm in 1-2 minutes. 10. Enjoy it! Woman’s pleasure is higher if the man is enjoying it as well! Oh my.... |
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SEX ... THE BEST WAY TO GET IN SHAPE! Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a Dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fu* king care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her friend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! Sounds damn good to me.
Except for mom walking in. At my age, mom would be using a hovermobile and run my azz over. 
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SEX ... THE BEST WAY TO GET IN SHAPE! Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a Dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fu* king care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her friend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! Sounds damn good to me.
Except for mom walking in. At my age, mom would be using a hovermobile and run my azz over.
Didn't really need that visual Ed.... |
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Oh my.... ...as in "lions and tigers and bears" oh my? --------------- The Envelope Lick The vagina is an extremely sensitive area. This is due to the majority of the nerve endings that are located in the outer regions in the vagina. The nerve concentrations in the deeper areas are sparser. The clitoris and labial lips are especially sensitive to touch. This is key to remember. For this technique, the focus is on the labial lips. Here the man will use his tongue to stimulate the inner and outer lips in slow, deliberate motions... as if licking an envelope. When done correctly, she will validate your mail with the correct postage. Enjoy. |
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Oh my.... ...as in "lions and tigers and bears" oh my? --------------- When done correctly, she will validate your mail with the correct postage. Enjoy. Yes she will 
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Here’s one, semen is alkaline and can help to reduce heartburn...
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Wouldn't it just be more pleasant to go down to GNC and buy some creatine powder and protein powder and whip up a nice shake in the blender? Why get a cup dirty? 
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I forgot about this thread.... |
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Yep, time for some updates
The average woman takes 20 minutes to reach orgasm. The average man takes 2-5 minutes. Somethings not fair 
When a woman gets 'wet' it is actually made out of blood. Most women find kissing their neck 6 times more erotic than kissing their lips. In Japanese the word for male masturbation means 1000 strokes. The word for female masturbation means 10,000 strokes
If humans had tails you'd use your PC muscles to wag them. 2% of women can have an orgasm through thought alone (no physical contact). |
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Keep up the good work...
Your doing a fine and dandy job helping us to stay current on the benefits of foreplay, pleasure and sexercise. This one still cracks me up 8. Don’t drool and don’t shake your face, that’s unpleasant!
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Yeah I like that one too
37% of women report having orgasms in their sleep. The G-Shot costs between $1000 - $2000 and can help to make an orgasm last as long as 8 hours. Humans aren't the only ones who masturbate. Cows, horse, dolphins, monkeys, porcupines and even cats have been seen masturbating in the wild. Even women who have had female circumcisions can still have orgasms. Tomorrow I'll tell how women can increase the power of their orgasm.... |
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