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Forced to wear a hot pink and orange jumpsuit for a month
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Doomed to live the rest of your life on nothing but bananas and banana flavored milkshakes...
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Oh God...
Forced to drive amish people around |
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Forced to be....Amish
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evil.
Forced to watch golf 24/7 |
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Forced to live the rest of you days on a polygamist compound and become a proud mother of 34 children.
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an intercontinental flight with a talkitive born-again tupperware salesman who interfaces with his Mary Kay party planning wife....so that their gatherings coincide with Billy Graham crusade reruns....
they each have wallets full of pictures of the most hiddeous children you've ever laid eyes on.....and you are your polite self the plane didn't have a chance to restock the bar during the layover |
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evil. Forced to watch golf 24/7 ON t.v.! lolol |
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Forced to enter a cabbage eating contest...
sorry che! |
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Forced to be a hostess at a Amish Restaurant.
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Forced to be a cocktail waitress.
XD |
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Forced to be a cocktail waitress. XD   Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Babeeeeeeeeee.
Forced to be the bartender that mixes my drinks all night.
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to milk goats for a living. |
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Forced to make goats milk fudge out of the goats milk.
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Doomed to become a Mister Rogers body double at select family reuions.
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to be the new barney
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to finally have the chance to discuss thoughts with the likes of Gandhi or Confucius (etc.etc.)....at a Honky Tonk Bar
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Abducted by Aliens
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Edited by
sagacious22
on
Sat 02/06/10 12:57 AM
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to change diapers of male seniors citizens
sorry che! |
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To meet an artist who emulates Pollack...who then smiles at you and takes a laxitive
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