Average IQ by States. (2000) Wow i live in the smartest state.


Color represents party majority (not that it matters if you ask me)

I do not live in a smart state, I live in AZ

your nose and ears never quit growing

I'm stoned

That's cause ya'll sent the Bush family to our state.

Every time a month begins on a Sunday...there will be a Friday the 13th.

I just pooted.

Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.

you're awesome

I dunno....I would have thought Nevada lower on the list .

As a failure, I am a tremendous success.

just goes to show just because your state has a higher IQ does not mean they are intelligent..just smart

a bird cannont live on the moon. the bird needs gravity to swallow and we all know there is none up that up there. :)

Actually there is, 1/6th Earth gravity to be exact. There's no atmosphere to speak of, it's a vaccuum, so the bird would drop dead in about 5 seconds. And in sunlight it gets to about 260F and in darkness about -260F. So the bird is dead either way.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Weird how all the republican states are at the bottom.... I'm just saying...

If you mix bleach with pine-sol you will create a cloud of chlorine gas that will run you out of your house and leave you all Effed up.

Actually, bleach mixed with any cleaner that contains amonia will ruin your day.

According to U.S. laws, a beer commercial can never show a person actually drinking beer.

In New York, it is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.

In Georgia, Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

In West Virginia, an unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.

In Florida, corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

In L.A., CA it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

In S.F., CA it is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.

In San Diego, CA owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

Human fingers do not contain any muscles other than the small muscles attached to each hair follicle, which contract to make the hairs stand on end, causing goose bumps. The muscles that move the finger joints are in the palm and forearm. The long tendons that deliver motion from the forearm muscles may be observed to move underneath the skin at the wrist and on the back of the hand.