Topic: Unusually Blunt - part 2 | |
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No, it's just me lol
Are you an illigal allien? |
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nope
ever leave the house with somthing on backwards or different colored socks? |
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...... too many times to be specific
Ever has something like toilet paper on your shoe or a dryer sheet pop out of your sleeve? |
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more times than I care to remember
ever walk into a door? |
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yes, carried it from the bathroom on my shoe out in the bar when I was wearing a dress.
Ever lie about what you've eaten in a day if your dieting? |
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Pleeeeease! It wasn't even clear at times!
And... I don't drink! Ever tripped in from of all and Sundry then couldn't get up without help?? |
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Yes, most embarrassing if you're in a dress with no undergarments.
Ever lie about your age to someone? |
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No why bother, lol but... that was very very FUNNY!!!!!
Ever had you hair come out some unforseen color when dyeing it? |
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No.
Ever been carrying a heavy load you couldn't put down and your pants or panties dropped down around your ankles? |
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Not QUITE to the ankles...
Have you ever actually slipped on a banana peel? |
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Yes, recently. I had been putting it on my entire hair just not the gray roots. It makes the rest of the hair darker. My girlfriend kept saying your hair is darker and I kept saying no it isn't-it's the exact same color...now I know why.
Ever run your vaccuum cleaner without a bag in it and wonder why your floor still looks dirty? |
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YS! And WORSE..... you need another cleaner to clean the damn vacuum out... very time consuming!
Have you ever left the house without make up and seen someone you would DIE to look your very best in front of? |
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All the time.
Do you remember the rotary dial telephone |
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DUH! (I still have one for when the light go out, lol and funnier... IT STILL WORKS!!!
Do you have some form of NON cordless pohone for when the lights go out?? |
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I'm now reduced to my cell phone only.
Ever go on a date smiling and laughing to then go in the bathroom and realize you have black pepper or lettuce between your teeth? |
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no
Have you ever used baking soda to brush your teeth? |
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Yes
Would you model nude for art? Hi, my name is Art. |
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..I'll have to think about that one
Have you ever shoved your dirty sock into someones mouth? |
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EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! I would have liked to!
Was your gym teacher straight? |
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lol...are any of them? ..although in high school one of my gym teachers was married to one of the coaches...but that don't mean anything..lol
Have you ever took a cop car? |
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