Thank you, I will

... ^^^ This!

My mom has always said "You call me a b*tch like it's a bad thing" LOL

My mom... can you tell?

Cross swords w/ me ... ... You will regret it, even if you live to tell of it!

I take hand-fulls of tongue depressors from the doctor's office whenever I go and give them to my friends.

Once I convinced a girl I met at a party that it was from a GIGANTIC popscicle.

Now I'm wondering what they do with them....

Hehe. I used to be insane with taking stuff from doctor's offices. I mean... I would purposely wear layered clothing.

This girl I used to go out with would compete with me to see who could get the most random stuff.

One time she came back with needles. Shoulda seen that as foreshadowing, looking back.

I think the gloves would be fun to have. I used to have a whole box of latex gloves. Cotton balls would be fun too. Needles scare me. Ugh.....

I think needles are kinda cool... but not like that. Hehe.
Cotton balls were commonplace to take, but nobody ever wanted those.
I took entire boxes of gloves before.

I hate them because they were always taking my blood when I was really young. Nothing worse than a stupid nurse who misses the vein and "has to try again." The only good thing about hospitals is watching the cute docs who don't wear undies under their scrubs.

Haha.
This girl I dated was a junkie.
She was in the hospital tripping out and the nurse couldn't find the the vein so she flipped out and without even asking snatches the needle and plunges it directly in the vein in like two seconds.

That's a good example of when doing drugs is a good thing. It was just so freaking stupid, I was actually in tears, and my mom is like you have to let her finish, so they can find out what's wrong with you. The idiots never did find out what was wrong with me, and I swear I had those marks on me for years.

Some of them have no clue how to take blood. It's actually pretty pathetic.

The woman at my doctor's office is really good at it, though; and she loves me because, "I'm a bleeder."

Makes you wonder how they finished school at all....

I hate blood. My sister cut her foot a few weeks ago and tried to show it to me and I nearly passed out. I could never work in medicine for two reasons, I suck at science, and it would look bad for the doctor/nurse to faint or throw up in front of a patient.

I have no problem with blood, but I grew up around it.
Desensitization, I guess.

I'm just a wuss, everything scares me- heights, death, poverty, bugs, reptiles, dirt, strange men who look at me funny, small spaces, nausea, babies who reach for me, falling down stairs. I'm just a basket case of fear.

Well... let's run the gambit.
My parents managed/lived at a retirement home when I was a kid. A lady died in my arms when I was six or seven and puked blood all over me. My dad used to take me to the top of the building (eight stories) with no railing and I'd stand right at the edge and drop those parachute army men off. I used to have to help spray for bugs. I love reptiles. I think dirt is kinda cool... in certain circumstances. I don't like being looked at funny. I nearly died of suffocation getting stuck in this weird coffin like box... so that kinda freaks me out. I HATE NAUSEA. Can't stand kids. I'm not too worried about stairs, but I had a seizure while I was walking up a flight of stairs once and went down head first into these giant metal grates lying at the bottom.

But spiders still freak the **** out of me.

I'm pretty sure someone could make me do anything they wanted if they threatened me with a spider, good god, I hate those things. I'm not sure why I'm afraid of heights, nothing bad ever happened to me when I was really high up. I'm also afraid of escalators, which is really stupid because I used to love them when I was a kid.

Hopefully, I won't end up like the crazy cat lady, sitting on my front porch wrapped in wool, surrounded by my favorite cats out of the hundred or so I'll own, freaking out by random noises and barking out "You there! Show yourself, I know you're out there! Show yourself before I shoot!"