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Topic: What are some of your favorite quotes???
kre8karma Joined Wed 05/04/11 Posts: 334	Sun 02/26/12 08:21 PM
"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull right up alongside it " ~David Lee Roth

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Mon 02/27/12 12:59 PM
If it moves and it shouldn’t, fix it with Duct tape! If it doesn’t move and it should, spray it with WD-40! (Lewis Grizzard)

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48965	Mon 02/27/12 06:16 PM
"Your mouthwash didn't make it." - Dirty Harry

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Mon 02/27/12 08:37 PM
If there is no solution to the problem, don't worry about it. If there is a solution to the problem, then don't worry about it. - Dahli Lama

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 05:12 AM
To be naughty with a naughty bee, is questionable. ~William Shakespear.(kinda)

cardspinner Joined Sun 02/19/12 Posts: 30	Tue 02/28/12 10:36 AM Edited by cardspinner on Tue 02/28/12 10:42 AM
If you can't have fun....what the hell can you do ???...Jonny Walker

cardspinner Joined Sun 02/19/12 Posts: 30	Tue 02/28/12 10:40 AM
never let a woman destroy you...Remember son....there's more women than spotted dogs.....my Dad

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/28/12 10:52 AM
Three of my favorite Jealously quotes....... 1. "People only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade." ... Author Unknown 2. "It is not love that is blind, but jealousy." ... Lawrence Durrell 3. "It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. " ... Rupert Everett

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 11:34 AM
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Tue 02/28/12 11:39 AM
"It puts the lotion on it's skin!"

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Tue 02/28/12 11:41 AM
The art of using deceit and cunning grow continually weaker and less effective to the user.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Tue 02/28/12 11:51 AM
“Nothing is more deceitful than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.” ― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 02/28/12 11:54 AM
"It puts the lotion on it's skin!"

Floorgasm Joined Sat 02/25/12 Posts: 175	Tue 02/28/12 12:02 PM
You cut me with your tongue. You slash me with your eyes. And still... I rise. Maya Angelou

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Tue 02/28/12 12:38 PM
"It puts the lotion on it's skin!" Or else it gets the hose again!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48965	Tue 02/28/12 12:40 PM
"If you experience an erection last more than four hours . . ." Yeah, right. Would any woman actually complain about such a thing?

MariahsFantasy Joined Mon 11/28/11 Posts: 6593	Tue 02/28/12 05:18 PM
"He makes me smile. He makes me feel like it's just us two, He makes me forget my worries. He warms my heart with every smile and laugh. He just.. gets me in a way no one else does. He makes my heart pound like a drum when we talk and he doesn't even know it." <3

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Tue 02/28/12 06:10 PM
"Your clitoris is at the bottom of your throat. " From "Deep Throat". That movie changed my life as a young spanker. :)

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 02/29/12 06:33 AM
"Your clitoris is at the bottom of your throat. " From "Deep Throat". That movie changed my life as a young spanker. :) Classic.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 02/29/12 06:34 AM
"A lot of Italian genre directors are animal lovers. Mario Bava loved cats, Riccardo Freda loves horses, and Dario Argento loves himself." - Lucio Fulci