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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 4
metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 06:25 PM
But you didn't pet me!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 06:27 PM
But you didn't pet me! Kitty, Katz is busy taking care of her Mom so come over here and I will cuddle with you until she gets back.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 06:49 PM
Uh oh! Hot Lips has admitted that even her own grandchildren need to watch over her due to her great attractiveness to men. As Tarzan, I felt the only reasonable thing to do was to go check this "Handy" out to see if he was legit. I snuck down to the ranch and checked out Handy's new pen. Hot Lips seems to have forgotten how "handy" he is and he had let himself out of his corral and into the secret cow pen. And there he was kissing hot lips' cow. I couldn't resist so I snapped at him saying "Handy! Why are you kissing that cow? You are gonna break Hot Lip's heart." He looked and me and said "Why, they are Hot Lips' lips!". "What?" I said. I thought those lips were photo shopped! "NO." Handy said "She is genetically combining human dna with animal dna and this is what she has come up with. They are actually her lips ... and I like kissing her lips. "Oh" I said. "Well I guess that's ok." "Hey you want a keychain?" He said. "I make them myself!" "Uh ... OK ... I guess." So I drive home to find out Handy had given me a runny nose! Ugh!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 06:55 PM
Uh oh! Hot Lips has admitted that even her own grandchildren need to watch over her due to her great attractiveness to men. As Tarzan, I felt the only reasonable thing to do was to go check this "Handy" out to see if he was legit. I snuck down to the ranch and checked out Handy's new pen. Hot Lips seems to have forgotten how "handy" he is and he had let himself out of his corral and into the secret cow pen. And there he was kissing hot lips' cow. I couldn't resist so I snapped at him saying "Handy! Why are you kissing that cow? You are gonna break Hot Lip's heart." He looked and me and said "Why, they are Hot Lips' lips!". "What?" I said. I thought those lips were photo shopped! "NO." Handy said "She is genetically combining human dna with animal dna and this is what she has come up with. They are actually her lips ... and I like kissing her lips. "Oh" I said. "Well I guess that's ok." "Hey you want a keychain?" He said. "I make them myself!" "Uh ... OK ... I guess." So I drive home to find out Handy had given me a runny nose! Ugh! How many vitamins have you taken and do I need to get a flight down there???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 06:58 PM
My fever is a bit high!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 07:03 PM
My fever is a bit high! Do we need to send a nurse to your hut???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 07:05 PM
My fever is a bit high! Do we need to send a nurse to your hut??? Couldn't hurt! Let me rephrase that ...

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 07:11 PM
My fever is a bit high! Do we need to send a nurse to your hut??? Couldn't hurt! Let me rephrase that ... We only have 2 available---one is very knowledgeable medically but looks like a Texas Cowboy. The other is young and beautiful but very inexperienced medically---so which one do you want? Your choice will let me know just how sick you are!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 07:13 PM
My fever is a bit high! Do we need to send a nurse to your hut??? Couldn't hurt! Let me rephrase that ... We only have 2 available---one is very knowledgeable medically but looks like a Texas Cowboy. The other is young and beautiful but very inexperienced medically---so which one do you want? Your choice will let me know just how sick you are!! Just look at my key chain and you decide how sick I am.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 07:17 PM
I think I will send both!!! You definitely need medical attention but a nice massage should help too.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 07:21 PM
I think I will send both!!! You definitely need medical attention but a nice massage should help too. Cool. Off to my hut I go!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 02/12/10 07:42 PM
Uh oh! Hot Lips has admitted that even her own grandchildren need to watch over her due to her great attractiveness to men. As Tarzan, I felt the only reasonable thing to do was to go check this "Handy" out to see if he was legit. I snuck down to the ranch and checked out Handy's new pen. Hot Lips seems to have forgotten how "handy" he is and he had let himself out of his corral and into the secret cow pen. And there he was kissing hot lips' cow. I couldn't resist so I snapped at him saying "Handy! Why are you kissing that cow? You are gonna break Hot Lip's heart." He looked and me and said "Why, they are Hot Lips' lips!". "What?" I said. I thought those lips were photo shopped! "NO." Handy said "She is genetically combining human dna with animal dna and this is what she has come up with. They are actually her lips ... and I like kissing her lips. "Oh" I said. "Well I guess that's ok." "Hey you want a keychain?" He said. "I make them myself!" "Uh ... OK ... I guess." So I drive home to find out Handy had given me a runny nose! Ugh! OMG! MY SECRET IS OUT!!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 02/12/10 08:09 PM
me thinks you people on this island is much crazy...

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 02/12/10 08:42 PM
Do you think we have been in the sun too long???

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 02/12/10 09:05 PM


iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 02/12/10 09:37 PM
I'll second all THAT!!!

Sandcrab Joined Fri 10/24/08 Posts: 1392	Fri 02/12/10 09:39 PM
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galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Fri 02/12/10 10:44 PM
Just schlepping by to say "hi". I've missed everyone. My Mom is moving into my hut with me . But, I'm still going to be the same madcap, zany, SINGLE goosenut that you all know. I'll be back. Thank goodness! Our worship activities have been a bit thin around here since St Katz has been doing other things... Welcome back, oh great one!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Fri 02/12/10 10:50 PM
My fever is a bit high! Do we need to send a nurse to your hut??? I don't know about that delilady, the hallucinatory stories are pretty entertaining... But on the other hand, I think in the name of all that's good and bubbly, I'll have to agree - nursing Tarzan back to tree-swinging good health is really the most honorable thing to do. I'm trying to imagine the look on his face when we come in looking like

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 02/12/10 11:08 PM Edited by iam4u on Fri 02/12/10 11:08 PM
My fever is a bit high! Do we need to send a nurse to your hut??? I don't know about that delilady, the hallucinatory stories are pretty entertaining... But on the other hand, I think in the name of all that's good and bubbly, I'll have to agree - nursing Tarzan back to tree-swinging good health is really the most honorable thing to do. I'm trying to imagine the look on his face when we come in looking like A,,,maybe the far left or next to the far left being more right, although the far right looks out of site, her next left might be my right???????????????????????????????????????????????? Could I try them all for a week?????????