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Topic: --- Women are like parking spaces..... ---
Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 01/08/10 12:22 AM
Women are like parking spaces..... Men are without the Driver's Licence... (or can't park properly!) (or worst -- have all tires flat! ! !) I keep my tires bald. YOU MUST BE QUITE A DRIVER!!! CAN YOU REVERSE PARK? Reverse, Parrallel, whatever you want baby

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Fri 01/08/10 12:58 AM
you forgot some are pregnant others are handicapped Not cool to dis the disabled. Ableism is just another form of bigotry. Really bad Karma too. Especially since many are great friends, fun to date, and make great spouses; as well as parents.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 01/08/10 03:24 AM
Women are like parking spaces..... Men are without the Driver's Licence... (or can't park properly!) (or worst -- have all tires flat! ! !) I keep my tires bald. YOU MUST BE QUITE A DRIVER!!! CAN YOU REVERSE PARK? Reverse, Parrallel, whatever you want baby If I know Jane any, she wanted you to say "krap" or something.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 01/08/10 03:26 AM Edited by wux on Fri 01/08/10 03:27 AM
Parking lots are like women also because they're slippery when wet, you work up a sweat when they're really hot, and you'd better not try to have any sex with them when they are frigid. (I just made these up.)

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 01/08/10 04:33 AM
you forgot some are pregnant others are handicapped Not cool to dis the disabled. Ableism is just another form of bigotry. Really bad Karma too. Especially since many are great friends, fun to date, and make great spouses; as well as parents. That wasnt a dis to the disabled. But i disagree, it is very cool to dis the disabled. Especially the ones with funny little arms.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 01/08/10 08:04 AM
Women are like parking spaces...fat

rja_777 Joined Sat 01/02/10 Posts: 1	Fri 01/08/10 10:19 AM
thanks for the laugh ;)

Just41Night Joined Mon 11/30/09 Posts: 1676	Fri 01/08/10 10:21 AM
... some are to tight to get in and some you can fit more then one in!

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Fri 01/08/10 10:48 AM
...all the good ones are taken and the rest are so far out you wouldn't want em Perhaps the men just aren't driving well enough?

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Fri 01/08/10 11:03 AM Edited by Shasta1 on Fri 01/08/10 11:04 AM
you forgot some are pregnant others are handicapped Not cool to dis the disabled. Ableism is just another form of bigotry. Really bad Karma too. Especially since many are great friends, fun to date, and make great spouses; as well as parents. That wasnt a dis to the disabled. But i disagree, it is very cool to dis the disabled. Especially the ones with funny little arms. yea, thats funny, you're a riot.. .

JaneStar1 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 1580	Fri 01/08/10 08:33 PM
Women are like parking spaces..... Men are without the Driver's Licence... (or can't park properly!) (or worst -- have all tires flat! ! !) I keep my tires bald. YOU MUST BE QUITE A DRIVER!!! CAN YOU REVERSE PARK? Reverse, Parrallel, whatever you want baby If I know Jane any, she wanted you to say "krap" or something. --------- Thanx, John, though I can handle my own... Though, what I was looking for is "Reverse park Blindfolded and No Hands!!!

Updawg Joined Thu 11/19/09 Posts: 3254	Fri 01/08/10 08:37 PM
it the oil slicks and left over gum in the praking spaces that make me walk way around.

HawaiiMusikMan Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 3548	Fri 01/08/10 08:39 PM
--------- Thanx, John, though I can handle my own... Though, what I was looking for is "Reverse park Blindfolded and No Hands!!! pffffttt. That one's easy

HawaiiMusikMan Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 3548	Fri 01/08/10 08:44 PM
I've seen many a fight arise from two cars wanting the same parking spot.

Rob_T Joined Sat 12/19/09 Posts: 996	Fri 01/08/10 08:49 PM
just when ya thik youv'e found one, there a friken bike in it

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 01/08/10 08:50 PM
Women are like parking spaces..... Men are without the Driver's Licence... (or can't park properly!) (or worst -- have all tires flat! ! !) I keep my tires bald. YOU MUST BE QUITE A DRIVER!!! CAN YOU REVERSE PARK? Reverse, Parrallel, whatever you want baby If I know Jane any, she wanted you to say "krap" or something. --------- Thanx, John, though I can handle my own... Though, what I was looking for is "Reverse park Blindfolded and No Hands!!! That's a "parking space" for ya, always wanting you to go the extra mile. The key to always use your mirrors, but I always get lost in my own eyes so...

Updawg Joined Thu 11/19/09 Posts: 3254	Fri 01/08/10 08:50 PM
I hate those parking spot blockers...they always are just unhappy cause they cant find a good one.

JaneStar1 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 1580	Fri 01/08/10 10:23 PM
You've gotta use your head! (and I don't mean "your mind"!)

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 01/08/10 10:43 PM
Women are like parking spaces because they always hang around shopping malls, they are most useful when lying flat, and they are most beautiful when they are wide open. They also are most relaxing when they don't talk. Some bear a lot of children. You lay them once the first time right, and you never have to worry about their cracks getting filled in with someone else's dirt and filth. They can take the entire road team of the Broncos all at once.

JaneStar1 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 1580	Fri 01/08/10 11:41 PM
I beg your pardon, wux, but it sounds as though either you haven't parked you car in a while, or you've parked in really cheap parking spaces...