It annoys me beyond measure that my problems have caused me to resort to this, but I may as well try anyway.

I have a strap-on harness. I bought it quite some time ago because I was repeatedly finding girls who wanted to nail me with one but didn't have one, or didn't bring it, or weren't ready, or this, that or the other problem. Ever since then it has sat in a drawer. Two people have attempted to use it on me, but they were both too big to wear it, so it never actually got inserted anywhere.

Long story short, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you. Put a condom over it so we won't need to use arcane sterilizing measures to make it acceptable for vaginal use again, then try to put the thing on and get it in me, and if that doesn't work for whatever reason, we can still have some kind of fun. Afterward, I'll let you keep the thing free of charge, so you can continue to use it and have it used on you at your leisure. I kind of want to get rid of it anyway, since I'd really like to get a feeldoe, but feel stupid buying one when I already have this and it was so damned expensive.

This can be a one time thing, or the beginning of a friendship, makes no difference to me. Either way, I'd prefer some cuddling in addition to whatever else we do. If you're a lesbian and not at all flexible, we can do only that for all I care, just take this damn thing. I can host almost any time, and can travel with planning.