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It truly is not their problem Keith....
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Meh. Can I help if I have my head and feet firmly grounded in reality? Why is this such a difficult concept for most people to wrap their heads around? Fantasy is only good for movies and books, maybe video games. That's your issue. Not those who like the beach. |
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Meh. Can I help if I have my head and feet firmly grounded in reality? Why is this such a difficult concept for most people to wrap their heads around? Fantasy is only good for movies and books, maybe video games. HEY NOW! I LIVE in my fantasy world ..  don't you be breakin my bubble .. bubble boy! 
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I just don't see the problem with someone saying they like the beach, be it for a romantic reason, or just because they like being there. If you don't like the beach, don't go. It's as simple as that.
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Meh. Can I help if I have my head and feet firmly grounded in reality? Why is this such a difficult concept for most people to wrap their heads around? Fantasy is only good for movies and books, maybe video games. That's your issue. Not those who like the beach. Thank you and amen 
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Is this guy related to Lex?
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if i read one more profile that says I LIKE WALKS ON THE BEACH i'm gonna THROW UP! what the hell is wrong with you women! did you all read the same romance novel? i lived on the BEACH and walking on it sucked! theres no solid footing so you look drunk.each step takes a million calories of energy and makes you pant and breath hard...nothing like being on a deserted beach with a strange man whos breathing hard is there girls? not to mention the sand that always manages to get into your underwear and feels like a sheet of sandpaper in your butt crack...yeah you might laugh but its true...so enough with the walking on the BEACH already!its friggin uncomfortable!it just sounds good...sorry,had to get it off my chest. OH,this is for that special someone(you know who you are),yes putting whipped cream there while useing olive oil on my #$%^ is perfectly acceptable...just dont ask me to go for a walk on the BEACH!!! Most people on dating sites are either too lazy or too uncreative to write anything original. See the "One Glorious Profile" thread for about a quadrillion examples of that. "Beach" is just one of the many mindless cliches used in 97.3% of all profiles....others include: "I love my friends and family (none of the rest of us do, of course), "I like to go out or stay in" (what are your other options, really?), "Looking for my partner in crime" (when the most interesting thing she's ever done was to drop a dozen eggs on the floor), "I'm a single mother of two kids and they are MY WORLD" (proving that some planets, do NOT, in fact, host any form of intelligent life), "I don't know what to write here," "Anything you want to know you'll have to ask" (i.e., I'm too lazy to tell you, so you'll have to drag it out of me....) I sincerely believe that most people on dating sites are working from some sort of template, or perhaps a "Dating Site Profiles for Dummies" book, which results in about 97.3% of all profiles being almost exactly the same. The same vapid and boring and mundane phrases, parroted endlessly, profile after profile -- and THIS is how we're supposed to find someone interesting....? Heh, I think not.... |
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Is this guy related to Lex?
Pats...I know this great little beach.. 
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Is this guy related to Lex?
Pats...I know this great little beach..
I'm waiting for the candlelit dinner and the snuggling on the couch watching a movie....HR 1472, passed last April, mandates that these be included in every dating site profile. |
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dah!!!!!!!!!! you walk on the wet sand... the part that is harder than the dry sand and not as soft as real close to the water... understand?
as far as making it over the dry sand maybe find a beach that doesnt have so much of that... that is a outta shape thing.. or get a 4 wheeler or a scooter chair to get to the place u can handle... doenst much sound like you like the beach anyway... try the mountains... oh yea there are some hills there
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Is this guy related to Lex?
Pats...I know this great little beach..
I'm waiting for the candlelit dinner and the snuggling on the couch watching a movie....HR 1472, pasesed last April, mandates that these be included in every dating site profile. Hey Lex - a girl's gotta eat right?
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Hey Lex - a girl's gotta eat right?
That's why Al Gore invented Arby's.... |
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dah!!!!!!!!!! you walk on the wet sand... the part that is harder than the dry sand and not as soft as real close to the water... understand? as far as making it over the dry sand maybe find a beach that doesnt have so much of that... that is a outta shape thing.. or get a 4 wheeler or a scooter chair to get to the place u can handle... doenst much sound like you like the beach anyway... try the mountains... oh yea there are some hills there
Seriously! I wonder why someone would live on the beach if they don't really like it. |
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I like walking on the beach
It's the 15 hour drive to get there that wears me down |
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Hey Lex - a girl's gotta eat right?
That's why Al Gore invented Arby's....   
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Edited by
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Sun 02/01/09 08:12 AM
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i like walking on the beach, but if i had it in my profile id tend to say.... piggy back rides on the beach, and seaweed fights lol those long ones with the ball on the end like to chase people and try to rope them with it
my youngest daughter is a softball pitcher... she is harsh to mess with seaweed ! she gets the piles of it and throws it and ewwwww got me in the face a few times.... nothing like laughter and enjoying yourself on the beach... JMO
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Is this guy related to Lex?
Pats...I know this great little beach..
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I can be at the beach in under an hour, its just that it is a turd infested condom sanctuary. Its a stony beach too and hurts my arthritic feet. I also broke my wrist falling over on the slippery stones last time i was there.
Maybe i will go there now! |
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I can be at the beach in under an hour, its just that it is a turd infested condom sanctuary. Its a stony beach too and hurts my arthritic feet. I also broke my wrist falling over on the slippery stones last time i was there. Maybe i will go there now!
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Is Boink even still there??
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