Weren't they swimming in it?

can you swim in jello?

Can you drown in jello shots?

Does jello go with gravy?

Doesn't cold gravy LOOK like jello?

Yuck1 Do you want to swim in cold gravy??

Why does it always come back to Jell-O?

Well ... Who wants Blonde Gravy Wrestling?

It's just not the same!

Wouldn't gravy turn our blond hair brown?

Our blonds are the "cream". Wouldn't they be "cream gravy"?

Is that like white gravy?

They don't have cream gravy in New Mexico? That is just sad.

Would anyone be disappointed if we just went back to jello?

Doesn't creamy jello just sound, well....
WRONG???

How does this sound?

CHRISTMAS JELLO SALAD

3 (3 oz. each) pkgs. Jell-O (cherry, lemon and lime)
1 cup of hot water
21 large marshmallows
1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese
1 small can of crushed pineapple, drained
1 (8 oz.) Cool Whip

Prepare cherry Jell-O in a 9 x 13 inch pan and chill ahead of time. Mix lemon Jell-O, hot water, marshmallows, and cream cheese in a large sauce pan. Stir until melted over medium heat, and then let cool.

Add pineapple and Cool Whip. Pour over cherry Jell-O and let set until firm. Prepare lime Jell-O and pour over prepared mixture and let set.

Is this related to the pink or green fluff that appears at most church pot-luck meals?

No. That stuff is gross. Can you get creamier than cream cheese?

How about triple cream?
(Or is that just being cheesy?)

Are you saying jello wrestling is cheesy?

Is it still considered jello wrestling if cream cheese is involved?