AGO...............what happened?

what do you mean debbie?

I don't know just wanna hear some stories lol

I was born.....now I'm here

oh

A long time ago...in a land far away...there was reptilian like alien things that abducted you...truth is you have not been here as long as you think you have it is just an alternate reality that they planted inside you....I know how to hack this device but it would take me removing it first...so what I need you to do is come here, strip slowly(the device may detonate if you move to quickly) and let me proceed...the details of the procedure are not allowed in this forum...hurry you never know how long it lasts...

There ya goooooo now i'm laughing!

sorry...my story isn't that interesting

Ok well just have to see

A long time ago..................
God created the heaven and the Earth,
then he sat back and thought... Jesus this is boring as hell.

So.. He created stupid people just to laugh at all of the stupid crap they do

You axed me

there was happiness.. at some point everyone felt it... and then.....

...I ate the happiness and it didn't fill me up. So I went....

to the store to try to buy more... but...

I went to the wrong store. They were only selling used men. so I....

was looking at shoes..........

complained to management and they said....

what do you want US to do about it? Why don;t you go.....

STOP picking your nose ..........

they will throw in a dozen cupcakes with the guy. so I took them and walked out the door with the cupcakes and the man. then I stopped because....

there was a pile of money in the door way.. I went to pick it up and...