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someone kicked me in the butt. I turned around and...
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said "mofo do you know who you're messing with?" I'm gonna...
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shove a cupcake up your nose. But the person turned out to be...
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the pastor from my church.. so I very carefully...
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covered up the naked used man I bought (because they didn't throw in clothes)and explained....
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it's not what it looks like but if you...
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Dang... That was a quick hijack.
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give me your jacket for him...I'll give you a cupcake. I checked the pastor's pocket and found....
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Dang... That was a quick hijack.
what do you expect when they leave me unsupervised in here??? 
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Edited by
IndnPrncs
on
Tue 12/22/09 11:36 PM
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a load of $2 bills.. what could he possibly be doing with the $2 bills, unless of course....
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he is going under cover to strip clubs to see if he can get change from them. so I followed the pastor....
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(I wonder if Debbie is enjoying the story yet?)
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he went to the deepest darkest streets of the city... It was....
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clown avenue. all of the washed up circus performers hang out there in tent city. I was shocked to see him....
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wrestling with the midgets.. It was like he thought...
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he could actually win. and the costume he wore was....
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an abomination to all circus performers... the colors were yellow, green and....
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a pink tutu. He started singing show tunes and acting like Liza Minelli. That confused the midgets and got the clowns in a frenzy. Chaos ensued and.....
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the elephants were startled and stampeded towards the spectators... everyone started screaming and...
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I started throwing cupcakes at everyone. Then I told my man to kick people in the butt. But instead he ran off with the bearded lady. So I was left with no cupcakes or a man. So I....
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